Just because I am no longer allowed on the property of the Texas state capitol building doesn’t mean that I won’t shoot in front of it. Meet Emberlynn Schmidt. She is cousins with another popular Zishy star, can you guess who? Her natural beauty is off the charts. People will sometimes ask if I photograph girls with tattoos. I say typically no. I don’t just shoot anyone, regardless if they have tattoos. I seek special women whose beauty transcends something as trivial as inked skin. I seek women like Emberlynn.

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Chase Jenaro shows us her definition of bodysuit teasing. She even gave us some xtra content, so that is also on its way. I recently found myself feeling unusually depressed and angry and scared. Then I realized it was probably because I had been doom-scrolling on my phone every couple hours. Remember to give yourself extended breaks from these nightmare devices. They can cause grown adults to have mental breaks over blue checkmarks. Wild. We must not forget life’s simple pleasures, such as drinking and driving, gawking at girls while at the gym, burning garbage, etc. Stay sane, folks.

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A marketing executive from Joss Industries hit me up last October requesting photographs of Miki Pedangen in one of their suits. I had them ship over a few in her size along with a hefty advance. Sadly, Joss paid in FTX token and all was for naught. However, with their permission, I am now able to publish the campaign here. I’m also including extra photos that continue Miki’s last update. This same exec now wants me to photograph Miki nude for his ‘private collection’, but I doubt she will agree. Some beauties are shy. Selah. Bitcoin only, my brothers.

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Jezebel Madd brought me to Pennsylvania. Immediately upon viewing her social media, I was enticed by Jezebel’s aggressive beauty. She’s done some bodybuilding. She knows her way around power tools, has personally remodeled several rooms of her home. Plus, she is effin’ beautiful and sexually adventurous. Jezebel drives a Buick from the nineties with a throaty engine, unless she is with a stoned photographer who is willing to chauffeur her around. My mom thinks I should find a better job. I told her that there isn’t one. More Madd times ahead.

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Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could–the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.

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So I tell Nicole Ross, “If I’m going to shoot you in another one of your itty bitty bikinis, you’re gonna have to get in some water this time.” She agreed and we made our way into a resort’s pool of which we may or may not have been paid guests. I have a bad memory. I also suggested to Nicole that it would also be a treat if we finally saw her without makeup. Lo and behold, she was down for the cause. Once I got her back to the bedroom, she negotiated her way into cosmetics in exchange for getting completely nekkid. Hey, we all have our weak points.

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Once again, Zishy provides a backstage pass to Korinne Peterjik’s college life. Here we are fighting the clock before her dormmate returns from class. The lighting was a challenge, I tried every configuration available to me. Finally, Korinne said screw it and opened the blinds wide on her only window. A few students passed by but were mostly clueless to the fun taking place within. Poor bastards were probably hurrying along to their safe spaces. Video to follow.

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