Guys, I feel that I have misled you in some way and I am tired of carrying around all this guilt. I must make a shocking confession. I am trans. I was born a female. I wore dresses, played with dolls, tortured kittens, you know, everything that little girls normally do. But something never felt right. I began getting interested in trucks and math and even started fantasizing about my teenage babysitter, Jessica. I wanted to do everything that boys did, I wanted to eventually pleasure women in the ways only men could–the dick, the balls, the large bank account. I needed it all. So after third grade, I made the leap. I started taking hormone blockers and surgically transitioned to becoming a man. I have to say, it was the best decision that I ever made as a child. God bless Portland and Patsy Ford.
Category: Brunette
Nicole Ross In Her Summer Goals Pic’s!
by Zishy
So I tell Nicole Ross, “If I’m going to shoot you in another one of your itty bitty bikinis, you’re gonna have to get in some water this time.” She agreed and we made our way into a resort’s pool of which we may or may not have been paid guests. I have a bad memory. I also suggested to Nicole that it would also be a treat if we finally saw her without makeup. Lo and behold, she was down for the cause. Once I got her back to the bedroom, she negotiated her way into cosmetics in exchange for getting completely nekkid. Hey, we all have our weak points.
Korinne Peterjik More Dorm Drama.
by ZishyOnce again, Zishy provides a backstage pass to Korinne Peterjik’s college life. Here we are fighting the clock before her dormmate returns from class. The lighting was a challenge, I tried every configuration available to me. Finally, Korinne said screw it and opened the blinds wide on her only window. A few students passed by but were mostly clueless to the fun taking place within. Poor bastards were probably hurrying along to their safe spaces. Video to follow.
Solana Bardell Moscow Underground Pic’s!
by ZishyToday I’d like you to enjoy another head of curly hair, but this time from a different part of the world. A savage place where if you walk into a doctor’s office, they can and will tell you how much a particular treatment costs. So primitive, right? For those of you outside the US, Americans never know how much a medical service will run until weeks later, as the bills start to arrive in the mail. This is how polite society works. Anyways, we have our contributor, Vika, to thank for this update of the standout Moscow resident, Solana Bardell. Take it easy.
Nyla Rox Stays Determined!
by ZishyMax brings us another woman from Ukraine. Nyla Rox has done some nude modeling but I doubt anything like Zishy. I mostly tell contributors to avoid doing anything which seems typical for other sites. I want the stuff that falls through the cracks. I to see all the humanity and personality that gets “in the way” for other publications. We are collecting souls here. Ukraine Rox.
Lina Telemann Venice Times Pic’s!
by Zishy
Venice Beach is a place that I have been visiting since I was a child. We used to drive up from Texas, back when it was legal, I assume, to let your children bump around in the back of a flatbed truck without wearing a seatbelt. We came for the colorful graffiti, the smell of burning sage and cannabis, the street performers and bodybuilders thirsty for attention, the grungy style of skaters, the shitty food and gimmicky souvenir t-shirts. The beach is decent, but that isn’t why you go to Venice. You go to be entertained by humanity. You go to see people like Lina Telemann.
Rebel Tee Lunch at Lucille’s.
by Zishy
One of the most important lessons that my mentor imparted to me was never to assume that anyone I meet is actually who they say they are. We’ll slide down the surface of things. Sometimes, I even convince myself that my own bullshit is real. I eat healthy, I am a mature person, I make smart decisions–all things that I believe as I stuff my face with greasy nachos and photograph a woman flashing me her breasts at a crowded restaurant in Arizona. Oh, well. At least my lifestyle has afforded an opportunity to meet hundreds of wild, attractive individuals like Rebel Tee. And at least I am let in on some of their secrets.