Melody Marks transformed right before my eyes on this day. She arrived with her hair in messy braids, wearing her thick prescription glasses, and a large backpack on her shoulders. I thought she was going to pull out the book of Mormon and show me the path to redemption. But quickly, I realized Melody’s true nature was that of a chameleon. She enjoys ruining people’s preconceptions of her. Oh, you think I need to bury my body and sexuality under heaps of shame? Hold my beer … BTW, I don’t know about you, but mandated lockdowns don’t seem to work.
Category: Blond
Rikki Till Behold My Enchanted Amulet!
by ZishyBasically, I am a drug dealer. These experiences deliver large doses of goodness to my brain. I document the excitement with my camera and I broadcast it to you. Rikki Till is obviously not shy and intended to prove it in the last couple of frames. Lordy. My own cousin told me that he doesn’t understand why people pay for porn when they can get it for free. Bro, someone better pay because we all need our fix and these women aren’t doing this out of the kindness of their hearts. Thanks to everyone who abides by the honor system.
Luna Fey None Of This Is Real!
by Zishy“Hello, I’m quite disappointed. I know you created Zishy with the focus being on tease. The problem is what I see is the same I can see free in the internet. So, it is the first and the last time I will pay to Zishy. Kind regards, FC” Is there still something you can’t see for free on the internet? That’s news to me. Luna Fey is a free spirit who was looking for side gigs while she was in Texas working the Renaissance festival. She’s cool. More to come.
Katya Nesterova Attracts A Squirrel!
by ZishyWelcome Katya Nesterova to the Zishy family. She has a huge following on social media, but I doubt she has taken many photos like these: without makeup, wearing a hoodie and a fanny pack. Katya goes by a different name online. Don’t waste your time asking for it. Anyways, you may already be one of her over half million followers. Now go enjoy the weekend. This is the only time of year when you are allowed to frighten the children in your neighborhood. My front yard is decorated with “Don’t Vote” signage.
Brandy Gila Milk And Maple Syrup!
by ZishyHey dudes, I found this great new comedy show on TV last night. Had me laughing with tears streaming down my cheeks while I tried to sip some milk and maple syrup. The show is essentially two rich senile geezers yelling about how they are going brighten our future if we give them control of the nukes. Apparently, no one told them that the world is already toast and that big industry is the real dictator. Fellas, love and kindness lost. We just want to be able to continue buying useless crap and painting a happy facade on social media. Do you think Amazon Prime will deliver on judgement day? Brandy Gila has chill vibes. Don’t vote, do drugs.
Two Girls One Swimsuit!
by ZishyBack to my wacky adventures in Latvia. If you will recall, one girl had to jet, so I was left on the beach with this duo. Lauma, the blonde, was the only one who had packed a proper bikini. She lent Oxana her white top, who had decided panties would fair just fine in the water. I felt really bad and didn’t want to make anyone self-conscious, so I eventually asked them both to remove everything. I’m firm, but I’m fair. This was a great day with a great team. Adios, Summer.
Victoria Minina Classical Gas!
by ZishyVictoria Minina, or I have come to know her simply as Vika, is an incredible woman. And I am not even factoring in her otherworldly bum. This summer she became a contributing photographer for Zishy, which you will soon see some of the results. For now, look closely at Vika’s modeling. You might find a fun-loving, creative, and intelligent sweetheart who just happens to be beautiful at any angle. 2020 has not been all bad luck.