Hey dudes, I found this great new comedy show on TV last night. Had me laughing with tears streaming down my cheeks while I tried to sip some milk and maple syrup. The show is essentially two rich senile geezers yelling about how they are going brighten our future if we give them control of the nukes. Apparently, no one told them that the world is already toast and that big industry is the real dictator. Fellas, love and kindness lost. We just want to be able to continue buying useless crap and painting a happy facade on social media. Do you think Amazon Prime will deliver on judgement day? Brandy Gila has chill vibes. Don’t vote, do drugs.