Alissa Foxy Old World Buttons!

by Zishy

Alissa Foxy is proof that not everything in Europe is trash. She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who would go on these potato diets. One potato, everyday. Wow, how stupid. I’m not saying that Alissa is stupid though. In honesty, I know nothing of her intelligence. I know her taste in boyfriends is questionable, but that just means more of us goonies might have a chance. If Alissa is half as smart as she is beautiful, she very well may have a future in academia. Take that has you wish. -Waterboy for the Techno Viking

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Taya Helenova Cake and Salad Pictures!

by Zishy

Introducing Taya Helenova. Max photographed her for us in Ukraine. Part of Taya seems wholesome, but then I realize she smokes cigarettes and has the word “wild” tattooed on her body. I think I could still manage. There’s probably enough of an innocent side left to corrupt. Kidding, mostly. I hear lung cancer only develops in 10-20% of all smokers. Not horrible odds. Part two tomorrow.

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