It was the kind of day that made you wish for a cold mimosa instead of boots, but here I was, trudging up a dusty trail with this nature freak. My buddy, a wide-eyed optimist named Zach, had dragged me out here, saying it’d be “good for my soul.” I figured I’d have a better chance of saving my soul with a binge-watch and a nap, but what the hell, why not? The sun was an unforgiving bastard, beating down on us like we owed it money. Zach, of course, was practically skipping up the trail, pointing out birds and plants that seemed half dead due to the heat. “Look, BB! A Pickerel Frog!” he exclaimed, like I gave a damn. At least I didn’t have to live in this giant oven called Texas.
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Moon Torrance Final Exams Part 1 And 2!
by Zishy
What if I told you that Moon is a Trumper? What if I told you that she loves Biden? What if I told you that it didn’t matter who any of us support and that they are both on the same team? Two handpicked, corrupt actors chosen to guarantee that the real power stays in the same hands. The same hands that want us to hate each other and continue arguing over the topics that have divided us for centuries: racism, women’s rights, religion, etc. Don’t worry, I’m no expert. The experts are the ones controlling the flow of information. Right? Right. I just make artful smut. Women like Moon Torrance are my distraction of choice.
