It was the kind of day that made you wish for a cold mimosa instead of boots, but here I was, trudging up a dusty trail with this nature freak. My buddy, a wide-eyed optimist named Zach, had dragged me out here, saying it’d be “good for my soul.” I figured I’d have a better chance of saving my soul with a binge-watch and a nap, but what the hell, why not? The sun was an unforgiving bastard, beating down on us like we owed it money. Zach, of course, was practically skipping up the trail, pointing out birds and plants that seemed half dead due to the heat. “Look, BB! A Pickerel Frog!” he exclaimed, like I gave a damn. At least I didn’t have to live in this giant oven called Texas.
Tag: Booty Shorts
Rae Frederickson Shares Joy!
by Zishy
Finding women like Rae Frederickson and treating them well and making them feel comfortable is a real talent. Our contributor, Anthony, has a knack for it up in Portland. Only problem is that he tends to fall off the radar for long stretches. If you or someone you know has the chops, and is willing to take some guidance, drop me an email. zach@zishy.com As I get older, I want to share the joy of this creative, thrilling occupation. The wife also thinks I need to spend more time with her and the seven kids. Oh, spare me.
Stacy Antropova Take My Rubles!
by Zishy
Something about her just does not look smart. In fact, most women that I meet are not very intelligent. Luckily, us males are even worse in that regard. We will lose our shit over a charming smile and some seductive curves. We will devote our lives to looking cool and owning cool stuff just so we might win the approval of uncaring women. It’s a real shame how this game works. But somehow it does. God bless us with his grace. –The Pope.
Jezebel Madd Only In America 1 And 2!
by Zishy
Let this serve as a warning. I am going to make you sick of Jezebel Madd, if that is possible. Here is the first part of a morning with this exuberant being shot in small-town Pennsylvania. She had to clean her car out due to something spilling in the backseat. I couldn’t help but photograph the process. I pride myself on always staying productive. Then, we got some breakfast and walked around exploring the neighborhood. Part two tomorrow.
Here is the second part of my idyllic morning with Jezebel. There will be a part three that continues in her bedroom, but that will drop much later. Don’t worry. It will be worth the wait. And remember, I am always available to photograph your beautiful & wild friend/lover/sister/cousin/mother whenever she is ready to be admired by thousands. Have a great weekend.
