Out of the many places that I have been, Florida is one that I look back with the most fondness. Aside from it having an endless summer, people there just seem to care less. It is quite an admirable quality. It’s like an epic party where everyone is having a good time. Sure, some guests were injured and might not make it, but the scenery is wonderful and fun is worth more than gold. I might be totally wrong, but that has been my experience in Florida.
Emily Right Emotional Time Bombs.
by Zishy
Gia Ohmy Pretzel Buns Only!
by Zishy
Sure, she’s not the type of girl you want to marry. Gia Ohmy would probably have you volunteering for the Foreign Legion weeks after tying the knot. But the first few nights would be bliss. How could they not? Gia has curves that theoretical physicists have trouble explaining. And in actuality, she might very well be a good kid. Gia’s just like the majority of humans: pleasant in real life, but cat-shit crazy when interacting online. I will try and get you folks a bonus video tomorrow.
Banana Li Down With CCP!
by ZishyBefore you all lynch mob me for not having nudity on this one, let me just say that I have my reasons. For one, I believe in One China and that the people’s republic will soon have its unity. Secondly, don’t forget that someone out there risked their hide taking these photos of a pretty girl who calls herself “Banana”. Do you know what they’d do to you if the government caught you making ‘porn’ in their country? They’d probably have John Senna or Lebron James take big ol’ dumps on your face. No, thanks. Support China, buy Apple. Bonus video tomorrow.
River Lynn Venice In Color Part 1!
by Zishy
River Lynn is a super soldier that walks this earth disguised as a college student turned porn star. I made a triumphant return to Venice Beach after being banned for my stance on fried Oreos. This adventure with River reminded me why I love Venice. I photographed her extensively, often redundantly, so there will be a part two. It could come tomorrow, or possibly a year from now. Ya never know with an incompetent Harvard grad like myself. Stay tooned.
Valery Ponce Colombian Overlook.
by Zishy
Colombia looks pretty incredible, and that is without even factoring in its beautiful women. I am so grateful that I linked up with a few entrepreneurial individuals from that region. They continue to deliver unique material that can’t easily be found on the smut-net. This update of Valery Ponce is a perfect example. It is brought to you us by Viky. It only took her a few online courses at Zach Venice University to up to speed. Enroll today and start making magic in 2024.
Zoey Luna Has Rich ‘Tudes.
by Zishy
Every time that I meet up with Zoey Luna she has some interesting wardrobe item. One time it was these boots, which she explained were really expensive. Whatevers. Retail is for suckers. Then there was the time with this hat. “That hat looks so good, you don’t need to wear anything else.” With Zoey, sometimes all you need is a cheeseball line like that. She’s got every reason not to be shy.