Paloma Andaquies, shot by Andy in Colombia, makes for a great Valentine’s day treat. Sit down with that special someone and enjoy this lovely gallery. Make sure to present the left side of your face for a warm kiss of gratitude from your lover. It might feel like a slap, but that is just your imagination. And if you don’t have anyone special to share this with, don’t sweat it. Forced romance days are for suckers.
Diana and Victoria Teasing Us Today!
by Zishy
Krasnodar is not a hugely popular tourist destination in Russia, but I had my reasons for visiting. Namely, Diana Sedova (orange top) and Victoria Minina (white). These two attractive young women showed me around at the stadium built for the 2018 World Cup. It was easy to become overwhelmed by all the photo-worthy opportunities. But that is why we have two-part updates. That is why you should expect more from them in the next few days, including a bonus video.
Desiree Jacobsen Once Upon A Time!
by Zishy
The street photos were taken by a contributor who discovered Desiree Jacobsen in Los Angeles. Immediately, I could tell that her beauty and free spirit would be great for Zishy. I had two requirements of Desiree, she must remain unshaven and she must remove the metal shit from her nose. I’m hip but I’m not that hip. Plus that sort of thing triggers memories from when I was abducted and probed by those beings. Long story, another time.
Skye Blue Soft Blue Is A Tease!
by Zishy
Sorry Mr. Frusciante for “stealing” your music, but it is beautiful just like Skye Blue. She is exquisite and I am sure her sex videos are going to make many happy. Unfortunately, women like Skye aren’t made for mass production. Stay grateful.
Giana Van Patten Black Coke Mirror!
by Zishy
It is Friday! Time to cut loose. I’m going to smoke a bowl, fill up my car with gas, get some Chinese takeout. Maybe watch a few mindless videos on YouTube until I feel my eyes get heavy. Then force myself up to brush teeth, floss, gargle, and off to bed. Not every day can be like the one below with Giana Van Patten. That’s ok. Makes me appreciate them more.
Camilita Johanna Tastes The Rain!
by Zishy
A little rain is not going to stop Andy, our South American contributor, from capturing the beauty of Camilita Johanna. I read recently that Pablo Escobar’s pet hippos have become an invasive species in Colombia. I also heard that hippos are the most dangerous animals, measured by human deaths caused each year. I smell conspiracy. Colombians want to keep foreigners away from their lovely women. I get it. Andy is down for more inside jobs. Stay tuned.
Barbie Qu Coupon America Pics!
by ZishySome people say that America is the most free society on Earth. I don’t know about all that. I just know that it feels more restrictive everyday. Fear wants to control me at every turn. I can’t even say what I truly feel half the time. Some people think the president is the main issue. I think they’re missing the point. Everything is changing and everyone is scared. But I’m not dead yet and don’t plan to be anytime soon. I still gotta break a billion on this fucking Candy Crush game. I still gotta publish all my photos of Barbie Qu and the other deviants. Free or not, I’m going to have some damn fun. Everyone else, please follow all the rules. Thanks.
