Here is the final update I have of Luisa Medrano. She is one of my favorites that has come our way from Colombia. Luisa reminds me of a girl that I used to work with at Office Depot. Shy and quiet as hell until a drop of alcohol wetted her lips.
Vonnie Bean Costco Bodywash Pictures!
by Zishy
Vonnie Bean has features that set my world on fire. After we went out for tacos in Scottsdale, I proposed that we capture some photographs in a bubble bath. You know, only for the sake of being thorough. How could we possibly live without ever seeing Vonnie bathe? She was kind enough to accept and even removed the metal tchotchkes from her nipples. Creamy alabaster beans for the win!
Ileana Burgos Butterly Scrub!
by Zishy
Happy Friday, guys. This update of Ileana Burgos has a bit of extra nudity that is generally avoided on Zishy, but I figure, why not? Give the blokes a bonus for supporting my madness. We all need to learn to ‘pay it forward’ more. Even though you went into debt obtaining that liberal arts degree and now you work out of a taco truck, you have to let go of the bitterness. Anger will destroy you from the inside. Hand out some free churros and make your customers happy. Happiness is contagious and kindness will reward you tenfold.
Sybil Kuechler Final Thoughts?
by Zishy
Oddly enough, one of the things that I like about Sybil Kuechler is that she doesn’t try to be likable. She seems very comfortable with who she is. Having a strong desire to be liked is an abhorrent quality. We all know you really are. You are a selfish, lazy, cold-hearted fiend just like everyone else. Acting otherwise is deceitful and truly despicable. I love you how you are. April Fools.
Rae Frederickson Shares Joy And Freckles!
by Zishy
Finding women like Rae Frederickson and treating them well and making them feel comfortable is a real talent. Our contributor, Anthony, has a knack for it up in Portland. Only problem is that he tends to fall off the radar for long stretches. If you or someone you know has the chops, and is willing to take some guidance, drop me an email. zach@zishy.com As I get older, I want to share the joy of this creative, thrilling occupation. The wife also thinks I need to spend more time with her and the seven kids. Oh, spare me.
Iliza Monteforte Off White Part 1 And 2!
by Zishy
I can’t control if these women decide to get ridiculous cosmetic “enhancements” and devote themselves to a life of vapid social media/OF whoredom. It isn’t my concern. I merely continue to focus on what I do. My singular pursuit remains the same–connecting with females that I find to be exceptional and who are brave enough to allow their unhindered essence to be documented. Iliza Monteforte fit that bill when I met her. Part two to follow.
Stacy Antropova Take My Rubles!
by Zishy
Something about her just does not look smart. In fact, most women that I meet are not very intelligent. Luckily, us males are even worse in that regard. We will lose our shit over a charming smile and some seductive curves. We will devote our lives to looking cool and owning cool stuff just so we might win the approval of uncaring women. It’s a real shame how this game works. But somehow it does. God bless us with his grace. –The Pope.