For the past few years, I have been turned off to Led Zeppelin. It was disappointing to hear that they lifted several elements of their best music from other artists. But the other night, as I was parked in a lot, hitting some THC, I decided to put on one of my favorite Zeppelin tracks. “Dazed and Confused” is as brilliant as rock gets. To think that these British savages busted it out on their debut album is insane. Yeah, they might have stolen the song’s framework from Jake Holmes, but no offense Jake, they executed it 100x better. Fuck the rules when it comes to art. Does it bang? That is all that matters. Bianca Bell bangs.
Sonya Buse Say Your Prayers!
by Zishy
Sonya Buse is a lovely woman that I met in Eastern Europe somewhere. Where exactly, I can not recall, or perhaps I just don’t want to trigger anyone. Sonya kindly gave me her trust and I reciprocated by taking some of the best photos that will ever exist of her. I am kidding of course, but hey it could be true. I like Sonya because she is too authentic to just ham it up for the camera. What you see is what you get: an all-natural, beautiful, easygoing nineteen year-old that is open to life (and nudity!). I can always go for one of those. More Sonya to come.
Mitropoliya Studio Sesh Meh!
by Zishy
I’m gonna try something different today. I’m not gonna talk shit about other artists’ “creativity”. I’m not gonna explain how I abhor studio photography or how I think the idea that having a person just roll around on a white background is lame. See, that would be dumb on my part because it is exactly what our contributor did here. But, I will say that my artistic opinions are temporarily discarded once I see a person like Mitropoliya in the buff. Her undeniable beauty adjusts my attitude for the better. It gives me a positive outlook on life. That’s me. Mr. Positive. Thanks, Mitro.
Lila Love RIP Target!
by Zishy
If you want to witness the decline of the American Empire first-hand, go visit a shopping mall or a retail box store today. These places are not long for this world. The veneer of consumerist bliss is now showing major cracks. As a celebration/commemoration, Lila Love tried baring her crack for us at a local Target. This girl is adorable and her fake name suits her perfectly. She constantly looks like she’s falling in love.
Alissa Foxy Weaponized Beauty!
by Zishy
Although I am bummed that I have to cancel my visit to the Middle East, Airbnbs in Gaza City cost an arm and a leg, literally, I find some consolation in this new set from our contributor Dante. The beauty of Alissa Foxy is remarkable. So much so, it temporarily distracts from the reality that we are living in the midst of a modern world war. I have come to terms with this. It’s fine. Everything is fine. I have the Zishy bunker ready. The underground studio was finished last week. We ain’t going nowhere.
Victoria Minina Joss Daydream Part 1 and Two!
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Sammy Loble Inspirational Guac.
by Zishy
Welcome Sammy Loble to Zishy. She is from Texas and has a tall, captivating figure. You probably wouldn’t notice it in person though since it is nearly impossible to pull attention away from her eyes. Fortunately, I am a trained professional who will not be deterred by a gorgeous face. None of Sammy’s features were overlooked in this update. But if you think they were, tell me, and I will make sure to tend to those areas more in our next encounter. Stay inspired.