Notes and bonus video to be added tomorrow. It is finally time to take down those holiday decorations. Who’s with me? Okay, I’m back. You will now find a 5+ minute video below. I don’t watch other smut that often, so I am unaware of current trends, but with these remote contributors, I try to teleport you to different parts of the world and show you how things actually are. Let’s hear their voices, see their personalities. I do not hide the human element, I showcase it. Tourism without the shitty airplane food.
Jenna Phillips Bottoms Up Pup.
by Zishy
I photographed Jenna Phillips a few years ago. I jumped at the opportunity after seeing her energy on full display in her viral “puppy” videos. Go ahead and search for it yourself. In person, Jenna is freaky and adorable. She did not disappoint. More to come.
Onna Metcalf Fruit Yourself.
by Zishy
Taylor, I feel so bad that those fake photos of you went viral. I didn’t mean to hurt you like that. I confess, alcohol was involved. I am just such a big fan and my imagination got away from me. I wanted to share these fantasies with others who similarly admire your unmatched beauty. That’s all. The only solution is to view the situation with humor. Don’t take it seriously. Trust me, you’re not the first and you won’t be the last. The future is going to require a lot of humor. -Musk
Agos Firenze Water Your Flowers.
by Zishy
Agos is back and it is officially summertime in Argentina. Thank gawd. Please exercise extreme caution when viewing this set. If you’re driving, put on your hazards (click that red triangle). Everyone else should be on their tip-toes around your vehicle. If you’re at work, ask the boss to give you a ten-minute break. You will probably only need five, but you can use the remainder to catch your breath, eat a snack, look professional, etc. Xtra is coming. Happy hump day. Z
River Lynn Venice In Color Part 2.
by ZishyBack in Venice with River Lynn. Today, someone asked me if I plan to attend one of the annual adult conventions in LA this month. Unfortunately, no. In fact, networking and making friends has never been my thing. My sole purpose for the last decade-plus has been finding brave and beautiful women, like River, for Zishy. Zishy is my master. I only serve her. You might shake my hand and look me in the eye and feel some sort of human connection. But you are mistaken. I assure you that I am only partially present. Most of me is occupied contemplating my next muse, my next adventure.
Camila Gomez Photos With Friends.
by ZishyCamila Gomez is a good person. I think that is one of the requirements for anyone who knits. My grandmother used to knit. She was the nicest person I have ever known. She put up with my nutty grandfather all the way to the end. I need a woman like that. But Camila and I are just friends. She lets me take sexy pictures of her sometimes. She knows that I merely appreciate it on an artistic level … and I pay well. So yeah, it’s good to have friends.
Tasia Loomer Cold Cuddles Cafe.
by ZishyIt is cold outside in my neighborhood. Real cold. I nearly canceled today’s mani/pedi. Anyways, I hope this finds you staying warm. Tasia Loomer seems like the perfect cuddle partner. Leave it to our contributor, Alina, to find yet another adorable muse from Ukraine. More of her to come. Stay toasty.
