I have lived in Santa Barbara since I was a boy, breathing in the coastal air, gazing at colorful sunsets which lingered over the Pacific Ocean. I did everything right. Went to school, got a job, got married, you know, the whole number. But these days, the world seems to be caving in on itself. The decline has always been present but felt much slower earlier in my life. And now it seems to have picked up an insane momentum. I feel so empty with everything that I do. I am constantly either on edge or feebly trying to distract myself from the horrors of our reality. Yes, OUR reality. It isn’t even about me anymore. Now this is about all of us. That makes me even more sad. –discarded poem found at beach parking lot in 2018. What a pussy.
Category: String Bikinis
Renee Macias Just Say No!
by Zishy
My afternoon with Renee Macias may have put her on the management’s watch-list with her apartment complex. Oh well. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads of these incredible women. Thank you for your genetic contribution. We are only here to admire. As for 2020, you know we are merely being tested, right? You can call it God or whatever you like, but the fact is that the forces which set this whole thing up are currently in a sadistic mood. They want to break us down with fear, have us grovel on our knees, and beg them for their mercy. Just say no. It is a trick. See, the only way you level up in this game is if you embrace the horror and continue asking for more. Let’s see just how weird it can get.
Sonia Clarice On Trashy Beach!
by Zishy
This is a crazy girl they call Sonia or Clarice. I will call her Sonia Clarice. By the way, I love crazy girls. She is from Ukraine but here she is vacationing in Bali. She went there with her Friend Katya Clover and a contributor photographer. Enjoy. Don’t litter.
Adriene Macedo Is Back With More Bikini Pictures!
by Zishy
Here is part two of the poolside devil, Adriene Macedo. Can you tell she is shy? Me neither. One great thing about climate change is that the sun keeps shining. Start prepping in those saunas, fellas. No need to be afraid of a little sweat.
Adriene Macedo Please Open Pools Pictures!
by Zishy
This is an introduction to Adriene Macedo. Part two will follow shortly. It took a lot to bring this all-natural Brazilian bikini heroine to Zishy, but I know she is well worth the extra effort. Recently, I jumped into water for the first time since the lengthy shelter-in-place order. I had to drive out to a lake to do it, but still, once I was submerged, it was sheer bliss. Corona kills, but so does being a fearful, rule-abiding momo. Choose wisely.
Wendy Patton Serious Red Flags!
by Zishy
The penultimate update of Wendy Patton is here. I will probably add a bonus video to it tomorrow. So check back. Wendy is an inspiration. Like all of us, she’s been through trauma. She never described it clearly to me, but I could tell she has been through personal battles. Beauty like hers is as often as much a curse as it is a blessing. Just the same, Wendy maintains a wide innocent smile and a vigor for new experiences. Who wants an easy life anyways?
Nalani Dacus Sand Water Therapy Bikini Pictures!
by Zishy
I awoke with fire in my belly from the discarded pizza slices someone handed me the night before. Fuckin’ jalapeños. But after a hot exit, the day was shaping up to be just dandy. The morning light reflected on the sand making everything seem crisp and clean again. As I walked back to Venice, I spotted some pretty thing flashing her mangoes at a photographer. I greeted them and they told me what the photos were for, an internet thing called Zushi or somethin. As for the girl, I think her name was Nalani Dacus. Put a smile on my Saturday is what she did.