Some asshole told me that this land used to be Mexico, and before that, something else. Come on, guy. I popped out of a vagina on this side of the river. Therefore, I have earned the right to keep you and your hungry children out. Stop ruining my zen vibes. For those that are humorless, please Bing ‘sarcasm’. One of Carlin’s great jokes, “They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” I thought it would be hard to convince Wendy Patton to undress completely and walk around in the baking desert. But Wendy likes to prove me wrong. We have a peculiar relationship.
Category: Redhead
Sabrina Lynn One Last Thing!
by ZishyOne last, abbreviated update of the exceptional Sabrina Lynn. You might say that I saved the best for last, but I don’t think so. Sabrina will always be one of the best, even if she never revealed the most.
Red Head Like Sabrina Lynn Just Do Me In!
by ZishyYou guys must be thinking the same thing. How shitty Diet Coke tastes. You are right. I concur. But still, Sabrina Lynn is like Spring; always lovely, always welcomed, a gift from the heavens. Jesus, Odin, Ganesh, they all must have teamed up on this one. Accept no substitutes, go for the real thing.
Sabrina Lynn We Can Dream Pictures!
by ZishyThere’s something special here. It is so special that I don’t even have to hype it. This has always been my vision. Create memories that are priceless. Find women that move the needle. And let the others sell their souls to marketing garbage. Just about every day, my sole concern is finding the next greatness-inspiring woman like Sabrina Lynn. My purpose is singular, my energy is focused into a piercing beam of hot white light. Thank you for supporting Zishy. Your subscriptions are what bring these dreams to life.
Trista Jakes Showing A Lot Of Skin!
by ZishyAt some point, we need to tell these assholes, to whom we give a significant part of our paychecks to, that they can all hit the bricks. They fuck with our environment, our health, our safety, our children’s futures. They even fuck with our pathetic existence on the goddamn Internet. Not cool, bros. At some point, we need to grow a pair and say enough is enough. They can’t come after us all if nobody complies. Death to the broken system. Despite everything, Trista Jakes still has the ability to put a smile on my face. Our move. Let me know when you are ready.
Sabrina Lynn All Freckles And Under-boobs!
by ZishyI promise, it was not my idea to break the internet. Sabrina Lynn made me do it. Enjoy a series from a warmer month and with a woman who doubles my heart rate every time. You can only find Sabrina sizzling like this here at Zishy. You’re welcome, you mongrels.