Zoey Luna Cocaine Squats!

by Zishy

Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn’t eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my man isn’t the jealous type. If I want to have a three-way, we both jump on Tinder to look for recruits. He’s into Hispanic “bad boys”. Golly, I adore him. -ZL

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Kari Pitinova Mnogo RGB.

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This is when I went to the acid-induced Evropeysky shopping mall with Kari Pitinova. She also gave me a tour of one of Moscow’s ornate subway stations. Kari enjoys group dance nights at the park in the summer. She probably thought I was strange, like so many others do, but I am really trying to fit into this psychotic universe. I promise. My therapist says just a few more months and I should start seeing some major progress. Anyways, I am super-grateful she gave Zishy a go. More to come.

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Dabney Conrad Tacos Are Juicy!

by Zishy

Zishy back in your life! Here’s that time I took Dabney Conrad to eat tacos at a place which tragically did not end up surviving the pandemic. Our muse apparently became quite excited as she flashed me, only steps away from others. I have a few outtakes that are a bit more explicit, which I am happy to share for a charitable tip sent my way (preferably in crypto).

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Arina Bik Posing In The Mother Land!

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This is Victoria Minina’s first contribution as a photographer. She might not have the ideal gear or a ton of experience, but her comprehension of aesthetics is undeniable. Victoria also loves risky fun, which is essential for Zishy. Her redheaded model, Arina Bik, has legitimate fashion modeling chops and lives in Moscow. Arina is far from typical in many ways. Thank Gawd. Stay tuned for more.

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Arina Bik Has Sexy Red Marks!

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Here is part two of Zishy contributor/model Vika’s rendezvous with Arina Bik. Redheads like Arina are rare and precious gems, difficult to find in every region of the planet. Don’t be smart and bring up Scotland, I’m not going there. I saw Braveheart. The place seems about as dangerous as Afghanistan. Too soon? I have never been good at making decisions 🙁

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Erna O’Hara Brooklyn 1978!

by Zishy

It’s funny how we just accept the hatred of all things male now with woke culture. Just kidding, it isn’t funny at all. Why? Because hate breeds hate and it will only be reciprocated and the cycle continues. Speaking of cycles, Erna O’Hara has a sweet old-timey ride. Pigs, I mean men, and probably some women, like to sit on their stoops and watch her ride by. Brooklyn has its moments.

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Dabney Conrad Roses Are Red!

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Dabney Conrad is an exotic dancer AKA a stripper AKA a person who is pretty enough to make a living by showing her naked body. When I was a stripper, I did not make so much money. Actually, I made zero money. Actually, I almost got arrested, but let’s not talk about those things. Dabney is a wonderful human being who has a lot of compassion for the oppressed. She is against factory farming and racism and any other form of injustice. She smiles a lot and gave me my first giant hug from a non-relative several months into the quarantine. I will always love her for that.

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