Paisely Osiris turned me onto the veggie burgers at Johnny Rockets. They’re fabulous. They taste even better if you make it a double with a beef patty over it. You’re welcome. Paisley is a piliferous vegetarian that won’t be limited by a conservative mindset. I know Vegas is mostly awful, but every now and then, I get the hankering to get back to her. Now is one of those times. Who’s in?
Category: Pictures
Lacole Sawyer Functional Adults Pics!
by Zishy
A group of teenage friends were eager to get to their favorite smoking spot, away from their homes and parents. But as they approached, they noticed that the picnic area was occupied by a scoundrel of a photographer taking odd portraits of a beautiful young lady. The friends playfully mocked Lacole Sawyer’s poses and exchanged gestures of approval. She was slightly embarrassed, but ultimately un-phased. The moment, the warm weather, the vibe, were too sublime.
Dita Vetone Washing The Dishes In Her Sheer Lingerie!
by Zishy
Dita Vetone whipped out this bodysuit and said that it would look good in some photos. Um yeah, I think you are on to something here, Dita. Let’s try it. Once she put it on her exquisite natural figure, she became timid. I showed her some test shots and Dita agreed that while the suit was way too revealing, she looked too spectacular in it to refuse. If sharing is caring, Dita must love us all. And now I patiently await the “get her naked” comments. Some people are predictable ungrateful. Kisses.
Sera Rossini Shuts Down Italy!
by Zishy
An extensive adventure in Milan, Italy with our contributing photographer, Mitia. Sera Rossini is an acrobat, a student, and an exhibitionist. It is unfortunate that these photos would not be possible in today’s COVID-19 situation. Most of Northern Italy is on lockdown. Send love and stay healthy.
Gaby Mueller Say’s Rain Always Stops!
by Zishy
Introducing Gaby Mueller. She loves running. She loves Eeyore. She has a hunger for adventure that surfaces spontaneously. That lump in your throat, that feverish sensation on your skin, do not panic, it is not the coronavirus. These are the effects of an incredible woman teasing the snot out of you. Gaby does an even better job of it in person. As for the recent chaos that has rapidly developed, I know you come to Zishy for distraction, for relief, for guidance =P. I only have the wisdom of Eeyore to impart. “The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.”
Regan Budimir Butter Beanoes Pictures!
by Zishy
Every morning I wake up thinking that they found a cure or that it was all just a bad dream. But nope. This shit is real. I am getting older and there is nothing I can do about it. I know we are all in the same boat. Our hair is falling out or turning grey, wrinkles are forming across our faces, and we can only last a mere two and a half hours in bed with incredible women like Regan Budimir. Why is this happening to me? Why do I now require ten painful minutes to recharge instead of the standard five? My word. Is there any hope left? Science, I am in your hands now. Bring me Eternal Spring.
Disha Yudina Fresh From Moscow!
by Zishy
Lisa, a wedding/family portrait photographer from Moscow, hit me up one day. She had been following my work for a minute and always felt that her roomie, Disha Yudina, would be an ideal subject. Disha is shy but Lisa assured me that she could talk her friend into accepting any dare. This is the first Zishy gallery produced by a female photographer, but I doubt it will be the last. Kill Monday.