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The penultimate update of Wendy Patton is here. I will probably add a bonus video to it tomorrow. So check back. Wendy is an inspiration. Like all of us, she’s been through trauma. She never described it clearly to me, but I could tell she has been through personal battles. Beauty like hers is as often as much a curse as it is a blessing. Just the same, Wendy maintains a wide innocent smile and a vigor for new experiences. Who wants an easy life anyways?

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Even though science, my wife’s advice, and personal experience has taught me to avoid refined sugar and food coloring, I doubt that I have consumed my last Eegee’s frozen fruit drink. They are a source of nostalgia. When I moved to Tucson for college, it was the first thing that alleviated me from the desert heat. The U of A handed out large complimentary samples at their new student orientation and I immediately became a fan. Same thing for Brandy Gila, her chill vibes are addictive.

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Hola Zishyworld, I hope this finds you relatively safe. Here is Stella Garmen being her beautiful self in Pittsburgh. My trip up there was filled with adventure and stress. My credit cards were blocked due to fraud, I had issues with my hotel, I couldn’t rent a car, my rents had to wire me cash. But still, it was a hell of a lot better of an existence than this pandemic chapter. Don’t overthink it, folks. Nature is just making sure we know who is the bitch in the relationship. Kisses.

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I have been an avid listener of podcasts for years. Why do hosts agree to read their own ads? Most of these personalities want to portray themselves as hip, progressive, independent, punk-rock. But when they’re telling you to buy insurance and dick pills, they end up sounding like some executive’s little bitch. Stop selling out! Or at least don’t be so obvious about it. That is exactly what has done in traditional TV and radio. You know why Netflix doesn’t have ads? Because they grew a pair and asked people to pay a small price for valuable entertainment. Life will be better with less billboards.

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Zishy’s new slogan is “Don’t be evil, just be lucky.” I’m still working on the evil part, but it is undeniable that we are lucky. Not only do we get to appreciate the beauty of a woman like Corsen Gilroy, but we also have a talented new contributor from Portland. Anthony says that Corsen was not shy in the least, especially with flashing. I have a feeling he was sweating it more than her. Trust me Anthony, I’ve been there. More from the duo to come. Stay red, stay fed.

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The good thing is that we are all going crazy together. The bad thing is that we were all already crazy even before the pandemic. Katie Darling is stuck at home, with her college studies either canceled or limited to remote learning. She lives close by, so we didn’t break too many social distancing rules. Smile and embrace the suck. Talk to you soon, cholos y cholas.

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