That heart of yours ain’t gonna last forever. You might as well dip that fried piece of potato into the mayonnaise and savor this experience. To all of you who think that my occupation is a dream come true; you are right. Partially, anyways. As with any job, there are always new challenges. Who knows how long I can do this type of shit before the every inch of the planet is being surveilled by AI. And how about risks? Nalani Dacus could have held me at gunpoint for my camera equipment. Christ, I underestimated that edible. Anyways, thanks for the memories, everyone.
Category: Pictures
Wendy Patton Zing Went Something Pictures!
by Zishy
From my vantage point, I see this as the last update of Wendy Patton. It has been a while since I have spoken with Wendy. The majority of these women disappear from my life shortly after I photograph them. There is no animosity, it’s just the natural progression of things. I can’t marry them all and I don’t want to start a cult, for the time being, so we share these moments and go our separate ways. Fortunately, mine and Wendy’s paths crossed a few times. Hope she stays fearless. Onward.
Eloisa Guerra In Grainy Plantains.
by Zishy
After some deep thought and self reflection, I have decided to retire as a photographer. I give this only 1 or 2 more decades and then that’s it. No more Zishing around. Perhaps my announcement seems premature, but I must prepare myself mentally for such an imminent void. I will certainly miss beauties like Eloisa Guerra. I will miss witnessing nerves like hers quickly transform into excitement and enthusiasm. I started this venture just to have fun, but now I do it for money … and for fun. Fun is definitely more fun when accompanied by money. Don’t work too hard. Happy 2020.
Mia Valentine Freestyle Mia!
by Zishy
I can tell that Mia Valentine is thrilled by life. She has used her talents to travel the world. Tokyo, New York City, Los Angeles. I have no idea where she is today but I would wager that she is having a blast. If fun isn’t in your plans today, what are you living for?
Piper Candless Windmills At Dawn!
by Zishy
Piper Candless, tight blonde with glasses and tattoos, kicks off this dawn photoshoot pulling up her blue crop top to flash perky small tits…
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Piper Candless, tight blonde with glasses and tattoos, kicks off this dawn photoshoot pulling up her blue crop top to flash perky small tits and ripped stomach in red denim shorts. She strips nude on dirt, lying back with twig teasing her chest, then stands on road hands cupping breasts. Crouching, posing with thong hugging her hips, she hikes it down exposing juicy ass cheeks on rocks amid wind turbines. Kneeling forward on dirt hill, back arched, tats on arms, back, legs gleaming, black thong wedged, sneakers on—full outdoor nudity, teasing pussy glimpses, windblown short hair, raw solo exposure.
Shyla Volbeck Shopping With The Devil
by Zishy
Shyla Volbeck, stunning long-haired brunette, struts through stores in striped tank top and white striped skirt, adjusting her hair on escal…
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Shyla Volbeck, stunning long-haired brunette, struts through stores in striped tank top and white striped skirt, adjusting her hair on escalator before lifting skirt high in sports store to flash bare shaved pussy and smooth thighs. She bends over in shoe store, gray tank top clinging as she slips on red high heels with sale tag, legs spread in black platforms. Arms crossed seductive stare in clothing shop, then turns for rear view in green ribbed top and tiny white thong wedged deep in her plump brown-skinned ass cheeks, teasing devilish shopping voyeurism with upskirt nudity and cheek-spreading promise.
Hazel Moore Midnight At The Oasis!
by Zishy
Hazel Moore is a wild person. Thank God they still exist. People like her serve as a nice mirror to my own insanity. Here we visit the Oasis in Austin, Texas. It is a restaurant and event venue that overlooks Lake Travis. You could try to convince someone beautiful to shoot photos like this for you, but why? Leave that up to me. Let me do the dirty work. All Hazel and I want are a few clams for our troubles. You can safely enjoy these nutty adventures of ours from a distance and then return to your wholesome life after you have been satiated. Trust me, this is way better value than Disney-fucking-Plus. Goodnight.