f you live in an apartment building, you must make use of every amenity that management provides. Gyms, pools, game rooms, they must all be thoroughly abused. No one wants to relax in a jacuzzi that doesn’t have broken glass at its bottom. And who doesn’t love playing billiards with cues in various states of disrepair? Do you feel safe working out in an undersized gym which does not have at least two security cameras? I don’t. Live life to its fullest, pay your rent on time, and enjoy these photos of Renee Macias. –Mngmt.
Category: Pictures
Adriene Macedo Fingerprints of the Dogs Pictures!
by Zishy
We were in a crunch for time and Adriene Macedo’s social anxiety started kicking in, so rather than assault customers at REI for staring at her, I proposed that we take pictures inside Adriene’s car. She was down. Besides being beautiful. Adriene is an avid reader of outsider perspectives, like Graham Hancock. She is also big into conspiracy theories. For example, like that the Reagan administration sold weapons to Iran, or that there was a harmful virus in the polio vaccine, or that there weren’t actually any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. What a kook. But still, look into it.
Olivia Yukon The Greedy Calibri!
by Zishy
I knew I had problems once I realized that I actually enjoyed the feeling of a house fly crawling across my skin. Most sane people swat them away immediately. Not me. Sometimes I sit perfectly still for minutes on end, soaking up the sensations freely given by my winged friends. There is no woman that would accept this, especially, not one like Olivia Yukon. I am doomed to be labeled disgusting or ‘creepy’. I know none of you would know anything about that sort of thing. At least I take pretty pictures.
Stella Barry Cat Scratch Christmas Pictures!
by Zishy
Stella Barry was sent down from the heavens to shoot with Anthony in Portland. I don’t know how the lucky bastard found her, but he definitely did something right, whether it be here or in some past life. This is the first time Anthony faced his fears of shooting in such a public place for us. He was also concerned that the scratches from Stella’s cat would ruin the photos for me. Scratches? Really? Where? All I have to say is thank you and Merry Christmas in July. More Stella to come.
Florida Mishlove Has A Gold Tooth!
by Zishy
Florida Mishlove works hard for you bastards. You better be a subscriber. I don’t know how many people write me asking about what gear I use, where I find my models, if they can use my photos for this and that. I always first ask the same question, are you a subscriber? I’d say, nine times out of ten, they ain’t. C’mon, guys. The cost of admission is practically nothing now with inflation and Zishy has been the same price since 2013.
Nicole Ross Amber Alerts Pictures!
by Zishy
It’s great to meet generous people who will let you borrow their amber store for risqué photos. This town is mostly built off of amber. Here, amber can make a family fortune, but it can also put you in prison or an early grave through its illegal and often dangerous acquisition. I do not personally see any value in amber, but I do appreciate how it looks on a work of art like Nicole Ross. Happy Friday.
Giulia Wylde Big Guns of Florida!
by Zishy
The sands on this beach are only outnumbered by the kisses which I want to grace on your divine body. The warm sun erases all of our flesh and leaves bare two souls, in love, destined to persist into the far reaches of space and time, melded together. Heaven has come so suddenly and completely and has replaced the lonely life I once knew, never to return. Each new day only brings magic and wonder over you, my sweet angel. You are my breath. Now spill that golden rain over me and let me taste the promised kingdom of Abraham.