Last year, I found a picture on the web of a marvelous young woman with smooth brown skin, thick dark hair, and a stunning natural figure. I surveyed my Twitter followers asking if they knew who it was, and within a couple of hours, I was connected to someone in Berlin who promised to bring Luna Silver to Zishy. Score! This is proof that social media can serve a purpose beyond spreading hate and sadness throughout the world. Hope you dig Luna as much as I do. Follow @realzishy on the bird. Peace out.
Category: Pictures
Shyla Volbeck Smooth Talking Works!
by Zishy
You can get just about everything you’d ever want from another person, but you need to know how to ask for it. I’ll be honest with you. Shyla didn’t come into our shoots prepared to pose nude for the camera. She claims to be shy and reserved in her normal life. So what gives? Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe it helped that my enthusiasm validated her beauty. Maybe I treated her respectfully. Maybe she had an urge to do something wild and dangerous. From my experience, it is easier and more effective to exercise kindness and patience in human interactions. The only exception to this rule is if you are dealing with someone who does not share your opinion on masks and vaccines. In that case, they are garbage and they should be discarded as such.
Zoey Luna Cocaine Squats!
by Zishy
Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys, but I got a man now. He is in immaculate shape. He can squat 350. He shaves all of his body hair on a nightly basis. He can do a full split with minimal effort and he hasn’t eaten a carb since early 2019. Best of all, my man isn’t the jealous type. If I want to have a three-way, we both jump on Tinder to look for recruits. He’s into Hispanic “bad boys”. Golly, I adore him. -ZL
Claire Mandeville Vegas Jobs!
by Zishy
I was back in Vegas recently. Despite the general malaise, it was a good time. Picked up some THC, binged on unhealthy food, lost a small amount of money, and caught a new show while I was in town. It’s called ‘Zombie’. I think it is a Cirque Du Soleil production. It features tweaked-out performers who are covered in filth, shuffling themselves down the Strip, gazing into the distance with a look of hopelessness. Very convincing, but a little too avant garde for my taste. Anyways, I also met Claire Mandeville, who is beautiful and ambitious and loved the idea of modeling without her typical showgirl attire.
Carrie Barber Lots To Lift!
by Zishy
Oh, spare me. You think we are going to war with Russia? Yeah ok, that is totally what the world needs right now. Maybe we should all go back to chucking spears. Have we not evolved at all? What the fuck will killing a bunch of poor people do? People need to get laid more. People need to feel the warm invite of a nice fat ass and calm down. Hope you enjoy this one of Carrie Barber. Toodles.
Luna Fey Goya’s Dog Treat.
by Zishy
This year has been tough, but we’ve made it through. Now for the next challenge. I must remind myself that truth is everything, fear is the adversary, and patience is just as crucial as initiative. I also want to stay away from gluten because it makes me feel like a wet towel, but that is a different topic. Anyways, I hope you fuckers are stubborn like me and continue to give the finger to the sadistic gods that want to break our spirits. Luna Fey has some good taste, or at least it isn’t typical.
Jazz Reilly Last Of The Bunnies!
by Zishy
Jazz is back and I am trying to spend more time with my family, so I will cut this description short. I will also soon post a video (most likely) to this gallery. But for now, please accept my love. Yes, Zach Venice loves you. Thank you for being perverted deviants, like me, who enjoy beautiful women in risqué photos. I know there are lots of amazing options for adult content out there. You have the wonderful world of Pornhub and Brazzers and whatever soulless filth Joe Blow beats his meat to. And then there are the fabulous entrepreneurs of Onlyfans who offer their paying subscribers so much consistent quality, well for a daily upcharge. Do I really need to add ‘lol’ here? Anyways, you choose Zishy and that means a lot. Now, I must go. The holiday family facade of happiness beckons. Take care.