These are photos of Sofi Levchenko taken by her friend in Ukraine. Surprisingly, they did not have thousands of dollars to invest in camera equipment in their war-torn country. Nor was Sofi’s friend very experienced as a photographer. But we still get Sofi, who is always stunning. And the work helps these women out, which is oddly rewarding to my cold, misogynistic heart. Yes, that is sarcasm. And you do not hate women either, despite how much polite society would judge you for looking at Zishy or smut in general. You enjoy seeing images of beautiful, healthy, naked women. Embrace it. Appreciate women by showing them respect in real life. Smut isn’t real life. It is inspiration. It is a vision of what can be if you get your shit together. Or if you happen to find yourself in a committed relationship, smut is a healthy alternative to that gas station Viagra.
Category: Pictures
Jeni Kessler In Her Harbor Masters Pic’s!
by Zishy
I took the uniquely beautiful Jeni Kessler to Newport Beach for some photos at the harbor. We caught the attention of a few recreational boaters and one offered the use of his vessel free of charge. Of course, this meant he would be aboard as Jeni modeled provocatively, but I am sure this had zero to do with his kind offer. My initial reaction was to refuse, but I asked Jeni how she felt, and she gave it the green light. All was cool until our captain presented an impromptu poem that he had written for Jeni while we photographed. That’s wonderful, mate. Would you look at the time? We must be going. Have some video tapes to return.
Luna Fey Trailer Park Poetry!
by Zishy
On these grounds, you can ingest mind-altering substances, walk around nude, make love with partners of any gender, feed your face into oblivion, use the wildlife as target practice. You can do just about anything. This is freedom. This is democracy. But please, PLEASE do not mention anyone from our community blacklist or you will be immediately removed. We don’t talk about Bruno, or Andrew, or Alex, or Gavin, or Donald, or Milo. Their voices will poison your soft minds. Do not question our judgement. We know best.
Sasha Apex Textbook Florida Pics!
by Zishy
Sasha Apex believes that she is not appreciated on Zishy just because a few twats on here have left negative comments about her ink. I have urged her to ignore outdated critics that do not share her opinions on aesthetics and are unable to hold their tongue. Nonetheless, she blocked me. I am pretty sure she will come around eventually. But yeah, tats, who needs ’em?
Sylvia Belotti The Last Temptation Pic’s!
by Zishy
Sylvia Belotti is the type of woman that I hope young men I see in the gym locker room have as a girlfriend or fuckbuddy. These dorks flex in the mirror, search for the perfect angles, snapping multiple images with their iPhones, all without a hint of shame. I really hope someone like Sylvia is on the receiving end of these pics. Otherwise, it looks super gay. And that’s a big turnoff for me.
Reina Rae Tucson Botanical Garden Pictures!
by Zishy
So disrespectful. These kids going to botanical gardens in their cheeky shorts with their little boobies falling out of a skimpy top. Reina Rae needs to get a real job, like bringing obese people their garbage food at a chain restaurant, or restocking shelves with imported Chinese plastic that will end up in the water table. Do something important with your life, Reina. Get a degree in Communications or Women’s Studies. Change the world! You can not use your looks and sexuality to feed yourself. You do not own them. You must suffer like the rest of us.
Claire Mandeville, New Kitty Pic’s!
by Zishy
Claire Mandeville recently adopted a new kitten and a puppy. The cat was cool, but her puppy was constantly yapping and nipping at my ankles while I photographed Claire. I would have lost my nerve, but I had just downed three ounces of full spectrum CBD oil. Claire’s petite and fit bod also served as a great distraction. Looks like I finally found a way to put those pup-stomping days behind me. Stay medicated, my amigos.