Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, “What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be”. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
Category: Pictures
Vonnie Bean Desert Oranges Pt 2!
by Zishy
Kurt Cobain was a pussy. He let us nineties-kids down. The new generation, like the one Vonnie Bean is part of, has a laundry list of profound issues to resolve and with the guidance of mostly talentless heroes. The apocalypse is right around the corner and the kids are still smiling, dancing, and making TikTok videos. They might be idiots, but I still enjoy them more than the idiots my age. The ones whose lives are dictated by mortgages, political affiliations, and favorite sports teams. Today’s adults don’t want the kids using drugs, making porn, or hurting anyone’s feelings. Instead they offer what? Participation Trophies? An endless psychotic nightmare permeated by government surveillance and personalized advertising? Maybe Kurt was onto something. But he still is a pussy. Vonnie took an outdoor leak for the first time in the bonus video.
Arina Bik, In A Sucker For Red!
by Zishy
Let us return to Russia with our contributor, Vika, and her model/friend, Arina Bik. On this cloudy day in Moscow, they take us shopping and out for a bit of adventurous street flashing. Now, perhaps I did jump the gun by investing my life savings into Bitcoin last year. But my children seem bright enough. They should be able to make it through life without expecting a terrific inheritance. Even if Bitcoin’s price is in the dumps, it remains the ideal way to transmit monetary value to a person living under a corrupt regime, i.e. everyone living on Earth. Better than nothing.
Debra Mendoza Sabor De Mayonesa Pic’s!
by Zishy
This is a contributor set from Colombia. The photographer was eighty three years old, had only one functional leg, and spoke with an extreme stammer. So all that being said, I think he did a wonderful job here with Debra Mendoza. Could he have gotten her to be more expressive? Perhaps. Did he intend the bonus video to conclude so abruptly? We will never know. The poor bastard had to face a firing squad shortly after he uploaded his set of Debra. Never urinate outdoors unless you know for damn sure there are no children around. R.I.P. Pepe. Have a great weekend.
Ivanna Ershova Museum Of Torture!
by Zishy
Back in the old days, humans used to torture the hell out of each other. They utilized physical pain to break the spirits of their enemies, instill fear, gain obedience, etc. Important shit. In most of the modern world, we now think calling someone a hurtful name on the internet is violence. In fact, the mere mentioning of certain words can have you excommunicated. People now live each day in fear of either being offended or offending someone who is hyper-sensitive. I say bring back the spikes. Ivanna Ershova has a few torture devices of her own.
Meadow Brink When It Rains Pic’s.
by Zishy
Meadow Brink is weird. I am weird. You are weird. Everyone that I have ever met is pretty damn weird. I guess that is just how it will always be. These are from the first day that I met Meadow. So many things about this woman are unique: her story, her body. If you haven’t seen her ‘xtra’ content, then you are truly missing out. I will add a few more revealing photos from this raincoat update to her xtra now. More Meadow to come.
Kat Keen Smells Like Mushrooms!
by Zishy
Here is part one of Kat Keen’s final appearance on the site. She seems to have moved on from modeling to focus her attention on podcasting and filmmaking. She is a fascinating woman to whom we owe a large debt of gratitude. Kat is one of those people I can point a camera at, sit back and let the magic happen. I don’t find myself constantly screaming “stop posing!” or “act alive!”, like when I hold one of my annual portrait sessions at a retirement home. Voluntary basis, of course.