If Lina Telemann was competing in the New York Marathon, she would qualify for the Athena division which is reserved for large women runners. She stands over 6-feet tall and weighs more than your humble narrator. She is also impressively flexible, sports long lustrous blonde hair and crystal blue eyes. Although Lina is not interested in nude modeling, she is an exceptional addition to the Zishy roster. I wanna see her kick the shit out of Jake Paul. More to come.
Category: Pictures
Sara And Brandy Fall Semester Break Pic’s!
by Zishy
So what happened is that I recently joined a cult. The leader, Cornelius, tells me that my photography is exceptional and that I should not be giving it all away for as little as I was. He had me increase prices for Zishy in order to up my contribution to the communal fund. Some of you hate me for it, but Master has spoken. What I am mostly bummed about is how my wife and teenage daughters are required to attend Master’s night-long private lectures on Wednesdays and Saturdays. But as it is written, if sacrifice was easy, it would not be called sacrifice.
Soledad Lomas Ethiopian Truck Stuff Pic’s!
by Zishy
Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don’t you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That’s right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don’t get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
Helga Amor Nice Books Pic’s!
by Zishy
Maksym and Helga Amor make a great team. She reads books half-naked and he takes pictures. I do this kind of reading all the time and my family members quickly exit the room. Lame. More Helga and other contributions from Max to come.
Hannah Kinney In Her “Hot Swell” Pictures!
by Zishy
Hannah Kinney, stunning long dark-haired brunette, starts clothed in yellow cardigan and purple leggings by window, cross necklace dangling.…
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Hannah Kinney, stunning long dark-haired brunette, starts clothed in yellow cardigan and purple leggings by window, cross necklace dangling. Quickly strips cardigan open, flashing bare breasts and navel piercing. Drops to nude on couch in purple tights with crotch hole, elbows propping her up, gazing back seductively. Bends forward in yellow top and purple thong, red thigh-high stockings, red heels, showcasing juicy buttocks and tattooed arm. Pulls cardigan down to expose tits fully, smiles playfully revealing purple undies. Back view highlights her firm ass cheeks in thong. Pure teasing striptease to explicit crotchless exposure.
Katya Nesterova Knows How To Tease!
by Zishy
Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the ‘gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast …
Beba Lopez, Venezuelan Gnocchi!
by Zishy
Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are cliché, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.