The street photos were taken by a contributor who discovered Desiree Jacobsen in Los Angeles. Immediately, I could tell that her beauty and free spirit would be great for Zishy. I had two requirements of Desiree, she must remain unshaven and she must remove the metal shit from her nose. I’m hip but I’m not that hip. Plus that sort of thing triggers memories from when I was abducted and probed by those beings. Long story, another time.
Category: Brunette
Camilita Johanna Tastes The Rain!
by Zishy
A little rain is not going to stop Andy, our South American contributor, from capturing the beauty of Camilita Johanna. I read recently that Pablo Escobar’s pet hippos have become an invasive species in Colombia. I also heard that hippos are the most dangerous animals, measured by human deaths caused each year. I smell conspiracy. Colombians want to keep foreigners away from their lovely women. I get it. Andy is down for more inside jobs. Stay tuned.
Barbie Qu Coupon America Pics!
by ZishySome people say that America is the most free society on Earth. I don’t know about all that. I just know that it feels more restrictive everyday. Fear wants to control me at every turn. I can’t even say what I truly feel half the time. Some people think the president is the main issue. I think they’re missing the point. Everything is changing and everyone is scared. But I’m not dead yet and don’t plan to be anytime soon. I still gotta break a billion on this fucking Candy Crush game. I still gotta publish all my photos of Barbie Qu and the other deviants. Free or not, I’m going to have some damn fun. Everyone else, please follow all the rules. Thanks.
Lilo Mai Sheets Happen!
by Zishy
It is a shock when a cultural icon slams into a rocky hillside in a helicopter going 160+mph. A huge tragedy, especially for the family. But the Mamba’s life story is not a tragic one. He earned immense accomplishments and entertained millions globally. Imagine if he possessed this natural talent but never developed it? If I ever check out early like that, you sweeties better continue to support my work. My next of kin probably won’t know squat about running Zishy, but perhaps they can sell some prints or something to keep the lights on. Regardless of when I go, I have a feeling there will be terabytes of unpublished images. Luckily, those terabytes won’t include this update of Lilo Mai.
Nalani Dacus Is In A Gang!
by Zishy
Nalani Dacus has this smokey glamour charm about her. A beauty that draws plenty of attention. She has representation in LA with a modeling agency, but I was able to reach her directly on social media. All agents usually tell their models that they shouldn’t work with a publication like mine. That it will ruin their career somehow. But I think it’s just lies and excuses. When an agent isn’t getting a shit ton of work for its models, it has to point the finger somewhere. “Oh wait, you once took some edgy photos? Sorry, no we can’t hire you to be the face of our brand. We only want real women, without sexuality, with spotless morality, who keep their bits covered at all times. Otherwise, you are worthless to us. No matter how beautiful you are.” Hm, and I’m the bad guy.
Ivah Anseline Hard But Soft And So Submissive!
by Zishy
Ivah Anseline might intimidate most mortals with her sculpted abdomen, but I assure you that her personality is warm and inviting. I can totally relate to Ivah’s condition. Most people see me and think that I am some barbaric cage fighter. But ladies, underneath all the facial tattoos and corded muscle, I am a regular schmo. I have the average looks of a young Brad Pitt and a humble personality like our commander in chief. Be yourselves when you slide into my DMs. I don’t judge. I bleed and shop at Saks, just like everybody else.
