I have been an avid listener of podcasts for years. Why do hosts agree to read their own ads? Most of these personalities want to portray themselves as hip, progressive, independent, punk-rock. But when they’re telling you to buy insurance and dick pills, they end up sounding like some executive’s little bitch. Stop selling out! Or at least don’t be so obvious about it. That is exactly what has done in traditional TV and radio. You know why Netflix doesn’t have ads? Because they grew a pair and asked people to pay a small price for valuable entertainment. Life will be better with less billboards.

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The good thing is that we are all going crazy together. The bad thing is that we were all already crazy even before the pandemic. Katie Darling is stuck at home, with her college studies either canceled or limited to remote learning. She lives close by, so we didn’t break too many social distancing rules. Smile and embrace the suck. Talk to you soon, cholos y cholas.

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Imagine that you walk into your living room and you see Florida Mishlove in her not-trynna-be-sexy pajamas. But somehow, with her messy hair, her bare face, and her smooth skin, you become attracted. This is a miracle. Women should be finely-manicured, face done-up, filtered, retouched, wearing designer clothes and high heels. That is the only way feminine beauty should be appreciated. We don’t want reality. We don’t want to go outside and play basketball. We want to play basketball on our Xbox.

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Alejandra Cobos returns with part 2 of our trip to White Sands, New Mexico. Days this magical require some divine intervention. We thought it would be too cold for anything revealing outdoors this late in the year, but the Sun God was on our side. This heroines’s journey continues in part 3 coming on Thanksgiving Day. With a bonus video. And without undergarments.

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I planned to take Florida Mishlove to an upscale L.A. hotel for some photos. We needed attire that would blend her in with the clientele, which wasn’t particularly necessary since even A-list celebrities can often pass for vagrants. But just the same, I wanted to see Florida in heels and a frock. We stopped at Urban Outfitters and she picked an outfit which met her eclectic taste. After that, it was off to the races. I truly wonder if anyone ever watches those security cameras.

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Renee Macias is the half-sister of a previous Zishy model. Any guesses to whom she is related? In a way, that is the main stress of our current situation. No one has definitive answers regarding the future. Everyone is swimming in the same pool of confusion and uncertainty. Your job though, as a father, mother, sister, friend, or human, is not to predict what is to come. It is to adapt to the present. Baby steps, Baby. Baby steps. Anyways, that is how I would try to find my way out of a dark cave.

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Wow. What a month this has been! There isn’t much for me to say about the situation, except thank you to all the people risking their necks for their communities. I am confident that this shit-show will end eventually and most of us will get the chance to try and put our lives back together. I can not wait. For now, I hope Clara Mabee brings some joy to your isolation. Her smile is highly contagious. Stay strong.

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