Wendy Patton Zing Went Something Pictures!

by Zishy

From my vantage point, I see this as the last update of Wendy Patton. It has been a while since I have spoken with Wendy. The majority of these women disappear from my life shortly after I photograph them. There is no animosity, it’s just the natural progression of things. I can’t marry them all and I don’t want to start a cult, for the time being, so we share these moments and go our separate ways. Fortunately, mine and Wendy’s paths crossed a few times. Hope she stays fearless. Onward.

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Eloisa Guerra In Grainy Plantains.

by Zishy

After some deep thought and self reflection, I have decided to retire as a photographer. I give this only 1 or 2 more decades and then that’s it. No more Zishing around. Perhaps my announcement seems premature, but I must prepare myself mentally for such an imminent void. I will certainly miss beauties like Eloisa Guerra. I will miss witnessing nerves like hers quickly transform into excitement and enthusiasm. I started this venture just to have fun, but now I do it for money … and for fun. Fun is definitely more fun when accompanied by money. Don’t work too hard. Happy 2020.

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Mia Valentine Freestyle Mia!

by Zishy

I can tell that Mia Valentine is thrilled by life. She has used her talents to travel the world. Tokyo, New York City, Los Angeles. I have no idea where she is today but I would wager that she is having a blast. If fun isn’t in your plans today, what are you living for?

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Hazel Moore Midnight At The Oasis!

by Zishy

Hazel Moore is a wild person. Thank God they still exist. People like her serve as a nice mirror to my own insanity. Here we visit the Oasis in Austin, Texas. It is a restaurant and event venue that overlooks Lake Travis. You could try to convince someone beautiful to shoot photos like this for you, but why? Leave that up to me. Let me do the dirty work. All Hazel and I want are a few clams for our troubles. You can safely enjoy these nutty adventures of ours from a distance and then return to your wholesome life after you have been satiated. Trust me, this is way better value than Disney-fucking-Plus. Goodnight.

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