Savannah Small Sunk My Battleship!

by Zishy

Last night, I got my zachvenice Instagram disabled, hopefully temporarily. Not sure what issue they had with it, but I’m guessing I showed too much ass. Big Tech is our new religion. You must play by their rules or you will get excommunicated. Fear them like your grandparents used to fear God. For now, do me a favor and follow @realzishy on Twitter or IG. Zuck, I am really sorry that I let you guys down. Now who’s dick do I gotta stroke to get my account back? Savannah Small and I visited the USS Alabama. She later admitted to me that she secretly desires getting caught.

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Alevtina Batman Do You?

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Alevtina Batman. Remember her? She battled covid shortly after submitting a Zishtok dance video earlier this year. Thank heavens she survived. You can ask a person to act crazy in front of a camera, but it is always better when you do not have to.

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Giulia Wylde Arrival Pt 2!

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Happy Holidays! What the hell are you doing here looking at naughty pics of Giulia Wylde while you are supposed to be spending time with your family? Just kidding. My family is pretty lame also. They think Christmas is about giving and sharing and caring. But Homey don’t play that. Christmas is meant for re-watching the greatest holiday film of all time, Die Hard. I must see blood, explosions, and witty one-liners. It fills my heart with joy. MErry Christmas.

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Miki Pedangen Hey She Tried!

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Hello, Audience. I come to you today with an exquisite female named Miki Pedangen. She just started her university and works at an Italian restaurant. Miki’s friends advised her to try modeling. Miki has smart friends. Will she ever model nude? I dunno. But I, for one, am down with her teasing. Stay jolly.

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Soledad Lomas At Barton Part 2!

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What can I say? I am a sadist. I just had to torture you with a second part to Soledad Lomas’ bikini field trip. Imagine how I felt. I had to endure this delightful tease in person. At least this time our muse broke out a top that her mother strongly disapproves of. And fear not. Next time Soledad promises to be more generous. Sleep well.

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