Words, words, words, words. I’m sure you really want to hear what I have to say. I make elegant sentences. I pose interesting questions. I often use proper punctuation. Or maybe you are just here for the pretty girls. Hmm, I wonder. Ira Sedina is another exquisite young woman that I met in Russia. Here we are in Moscow eating eggs and taking risky photos outside of ornate religious architecture. You should stick around Zishy and see more of Ira. It beats constantly refreshing your screen to watch a crypto portfolio plummet. Thanks, Elon.
Category: Brunette
Vyness Lucero Swimsuit Competition!
by Zishy
Back by popular demand is Vynessa Lucero. Why would she be so highly requested? Obviously, beauty like Vynessa’s is rare. So here is some advice. If a woman with rare qualities agrees to pose for you, but has some hesitation about nudity, just shoot her. Don’t be a dope. Sure, there will always be some trash leaving crybaby comments on your site. But you have to block that stuff out. Most people have no idea what they really want. Most people think life is boring.
Meadow Brink The New Cashier!
by Zishy
I met you at JC Penney. I think your name tag said “Meadow”. I cold step to you with a fresh pack of gum. Somehow I knew you were lookin’ for some. Like a fruit that’s ripe for a pickin’. I wouldn’t do you like that Zankou Chicken. Cause only you’ve got a thing that I just got to get with. I just got to get with you. And you know what we’re gonna do: Zishy! Thanks for the lyrical help, Beck. And especially thanks to Meadow Brink for searing some fantastic memories into my mind.
Clarissa Dominguez Hi Fruitti!
by Zishy
Clarissa Dominguez is from Colombia. She comes to Zishy by way of a contributing photographer. I have it on my bucket list to visit the region, but I’m a lazy asshole without much experience in bribing authorities. “Señor, this camera is a piece of mierda. You do not want the headache. Let me show you how I am different from other Americans and how I prefer to FUND the police. ¿Aceptas Doge?”
Dubsie Liftoff At Belmont Park!
by Zishy
I had to travel to San Diego to see this if this incredible, tall, hairy, freaky woman actually existed. Good news, she does! Dubsie could tell that the pandemic had taken its toll on my soul. She drove me to a nearby beach for some much needed relaxation. For a minute there, it felt like California was California again. But then someone asked for my preferred pronouns. Total buzzkill.
