I gotta be honest. I experienced a moment of terror during this photo session. It wasn’t when Sylvia Belotti and I were kicked out of a hotel’s lobby, of which we were not even guests. It wasn’t when Sylvia saw her father’s car drive by as she did the splits in her impossibly short denim cut-offs. It was when this woman with the energy of a wildling decided she would jump off a dangerously high platform onto unforgiving concrete … just cuz. I was certain I would witness a bodily injury. But no, Sylvia continues to impress.
Category: Brunette
Ileana Burgos Nice Post-Its!
by Zishy
This is from our newest contributor in Latin America, Danny. He met Ileana Burgos at a crypto conference last year. She told him that she had always wanted to give modeling a try, but that her boyfriend forbade it. Guess that lucky dude’s opinion has changed or is no longer of any importance … and he is not quite so lucky anymore. Or maybe it is just because the crypto market is currently in the goddamn toilet. Whatever it is, Ileana has me busting through walls like the Kool-aid Man saying, “Ohhhh, yeah!”
Marcela Gaona Air It Out!
by Zishy
Marcela Gaona is an intelligent and sound-minded individual. Plenty of you will think otherwise just because she shows her naked body to the world online. You are not fools, but this is a foolish thought. Erase the negativity. Your life will be better without it. If there is one thing a person truly owns, it should be their body. And if one is not free to sell photos of that which they own, then what the fuck is the point?
Vonnie Bean Starts Off Already All Nude!
by Zishy
Today, I bring you your second dose of Vonnie Bean. This one is a little more potent than the first, so you will want to monitor yourself for a half hour after consumption. Vonnie is truly adorable and you will see more of her here at Zishy if you stick around. But if you don’t, I totally understand. I know many of you need to start saving up for the next big Jake Paul/Justin Bieber extravaganza. Or maybe you are eying a brand new tent for that prime spot in the park. I get it.
Gaby Mueller And Her Tight, Toned Body!
by Zishy
Gaby Mueller is back in her final Zishy update, unless she decides to return with her now more-muscular physique. She recently squatted three reps at 227lbs, which is impressive even for most males. There might not be much profound value in body-building, but one thing I can admire is a person pursuing their happiness. Gaby does this unapologetically and appears to be successful at it. See you soon!
Tamara Damachuk Generation Zen!
by Zishy
I met Tamara Damachuk at the beach one idyllic summer day. She was with her boyfriend relaxing, making out, you know, things that young lovers do on a lazy afternoon. I approached her and asked if she would consider modeling. She struck me as an intensely shy person, but to my surprise, was receptive to my offer. Within a couple of days, I had Tamara walking around town in a perfectly short skirt and even smiling from time to time. Dare to dream. More to come.
Jessica Albanka Two For One!
by Zishy
My instagram was deactivated again. They said my account had sexually suggestive content. Yeah, we can’t have any of that on the interwebs. Anyways, I just created another one which I will keep ultra-tame and use only for informative purposes. Follow @zishylives on IG or just keep following @realzishy on Twitter. Here is Jessica Albanka in her grand finale on Zishy. I would be down to work with her again, but who knows when international travel will return to 2019 standards. Fuckit, Imma begin my career as a carpenter. Deuces.