The sands on this beach are only outnumbered by the kisses which I want to grace on your divine body. The warm sun erases all of our flesh and leaves bare two souls, in love, destined to persist into the far reaches of space and time, melded together. Heaven has come so suddenly and completely and has replaced the lonely life I once knew, never to return. Each new day only brings magic and wonder over you, my sweet angel. You are my breath. Now spill that golden rain over me and let me taste the promised kingdom of Abraham.
Category: Brunette
Sasha Apex For Gymshark!
by Zishy
Sasha Apex spends a lot of time working on her body. She is fit and flexible. Her years of hard work have definitely paid off. I only go to the gym to take selfies and watch old Marvel movies in the cardio theater. Some people say this life is meaningless. Some people don’t take enough drugs.
Nala Brooks Purple What Evers Pics!
by Zishy
I finally came down off this vaccination to bring you guys an exciting update featuring Nala Brooks. April Fools. I only take fun drugs. Nala and I visit Zilker Park in Austin and she faces the impossible challenge of staying cool during a humid Texas morning. Luckily, Nala’s shirt supplied ample ventilation. The bonus video also includes some footage from the previous update of Isabella Herzog. She shows off her skills with the ribbon, which is quite loud in a library. Ciao.
Katie Darling Nuthin’ But Bacon!
by Zishy
Even though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can’t have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you’re not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG @realzishy. Thanks. Nite.
Liz Jordan Apache Rose Peacock!
by Zishy
If you are doing everything right and nobody is trying to cancel you, then you are not going at it hard enough. Either there are more assholes out there now more than ever, OR sick people are exploiting cancel culture as an attack vector. Hmmm, I wonder. It is a shame, because I know many claims are true and many victims are taken advantage of, but to think that almost everyone interesting or successful is a deranged predator is a hard pill to swallow. Whatever paranoid nonsense you hear about Liz Jordan going missing since our shoot last month in the woods, well, that is just FAKE NEWS. I am sure she will turn up perfectly fine.
Kayla Coyote Guavas N Lava!
by Zishy
Zach, is it necessary for you to create multiple images of a woman’s breasts from all possible angles and in various lighting conditions? Super necessary. Especially when they are natural wonders like Kayla Coyote’s. Kayla, we will have more fun with this lava lamp later. Give it to them nice and slow. They think we hate that, but we actually love it. Don’t be in such a rush. This simulation goes fast.
Disha Yudina For Levi’s!
by Zishy
In the past, many of you have written me asking who I think was the best artist that ever lived. Well, this one guy’s art comes to mind which focused on social commentary. Throughout his career, he put on several public performances that baffle everyone to this day. He mostly preached a positive message, but he still had an artist’s ego. He would occasionally proclaim that he was the Son of God. This proved not be the best marketing strategy, because like all great artists, he had plenty of critics. They “canceled” him worse than Alex Jones. Happy Easter. Enjoy Disha Yudina, shot by our contributor in Moscow. Next time, I shoot her myself.