Someone persistent has been requesting more Korinne Peterjik for the past few months. I totally understand their fascination. Her natural beauty and enthusiasm is palpable. The air in her dorm room felt thick with it. I created a job for myself that justifies visiting a college campus to take nakey photos of lovely young women. Certainly, I am swine, but I am of a genius breed of swine. Or maybe this is all part of Father’s Plan.
Category: Brunette
Ophelia Palentine Found Hair In Food!
by Zishy
This is an excellent summer afternoon to remember. Ophelia and I were craving heavy Mexican food along with an ice cold adult beverage. Lupe Tortilla was there to provide. We opted to dine outside for more privacy, but that was short lived and Ophelia didn’t care. I asked her if she found sweat disgusting, and to my surprise, she did not. So we agreed to bring you viewers a mess of slippery shots from the parking lot. It only takes a few minutes with the engine off and the windows rolled up here in Texas. Feast on these heat shock proteins, my friends.
Hazel Heart Tacos For The Wynn!
by Zishy
First off, there will be more to come of this incredible Hispanic beauty. Hazel Heart is a lot of fun and carries herself very candidly. You can believe her when she gives a shining review of Tacos El Pastor. Apparently, there is a taco cartel war being fought on the Las Vegas Strip. Tacos El Pastor and Tacos El Gordo are fierce neighboring competitors who sell essentially the exact same product, marinated pork tacos that are the addictive equivalent of opium. Go with whichever place has the shorter line. You are welcome. The horchata is also tremendous, especially when tasted off a pair of lips like Hazel’s.
Vonnie Bean Desert Oranges Pt 2!
by Zishy
Kurt Cobain was a pussy. He let us nineties-kids down. The new generation, like the one Vonnie Bean is part of, has a laundry list of profound issues to resolve and with the guidance of mostly talentless heroes. The apocalypse is right around the corner and the kids are still smiling, dancing, and making TikTok videos. They might be idiots, but I still enjoy them more than the idiots my age. The ones whose lives are dictated by mortgages, political affiliations, and favorite sports teams. Today’s adults don’t want the kids using drugs, making porn, or hurting anyone’s feelings. Instead they offer what? Participation Trophies? An endless psychotic nightmare permeated by government surveillance and personalized advertising? Maybe Kurt was onto something. But he still is a pussy. Vonnie took an outdoor leak for the first time in the bonus video.
Debra Mendoza Sabor De Mayonesa Pic’s!
by Zishy
This is a contributor set from Colombia. The photographer was eighty three years old, had only one functional leg, and spoke with an extreme stammer. So all that being said, I think he did a wonderful job here with Debra Mendoza. Could he have gotten her to be more expressive? Perhaps. Did he intend the bonus video to conclude so abruptly? We will never know. The poor bastard had to face a firing squad shortly after he uploaded his set of Debra. Never urinate outdoors unless you know for damn sure there are no children around. R.I.P. Pepe. Have a great weekend.
Meadow Brink When It Rains Pic’s.
by Zishy
Meadow Brink is weird. I am weird. You are weird. Everyone that I have ever met is pretty damn weird. I guess that is just how it will always be. These are from the first day that I met Meadow. So many things about this woman are unique: her story, her body. If you haven’t seen her ‘xtra’ content, then you are truly missing out. I will add a few more revealing photos from this raincoat update to her xtra now. More Meadow to come.
Jeni Kessler In Her Harbor Masters Pic’s!
by Zishy
I took the uniquely beautiful Jeni Kessler to Newport Beach for some photos at the harbor. We caught the attention of a few recreational boaters and one offered the use of his vessel free of charge. Of course, this meant he would be aboard as Jeni modeled provocatively, but I am sure this had zero to do with his kind offer. My initial reaction was to refuse, but I asked Jeni how she felt, and she gave it the green light. All was cool until our captain presented an impromptu poem that he had written for Jeni while we photographed. That’s wonderful, mate. Would you look at the time? We must be going. Have some video tapes to return.