College football, NFL, FIFA World Cup. I know most spectators are busy these days, and that is fine. If it makes people happy to wear ugly clothes, watch others accomplish athletic feats, and be the subject of constant advertisement, who am I to judge? I don’t get it, but whatevers. You guys do your shit. Just don’t get in my way when it comes to taking provocative photos of women like Chaney Gunn. Let everyone have their peccadillos. Chaney is about as amazing as they come. Stay entertained.
Category: Brunette
Soledad Lomas Ethiopian Truck Stuff Pic’s!
by Zishy
Give your poor grandmother a rest this Thanksgiving. Have a local Ethiopian restaurant cater the entire holiday dinner. Do you even enjoy turkey? Then why don’t you cook one the other 364 days of the year? That’s right, because chicken, beef, pork, and fish taste way better. And don’t get me started on that stuffing nonsense. Tradition is lame. Try something new. Soledad Lomas did.
Helga Amor Nice Books Pic’s!
by Zishy
Maksym and Helga Amor make a great team. She reads books half-naked and he takes pictures. I do this kind of reading all the time and my family members quickly exit the room. Lame. More Helga and other contributions from Max to come.
Hannah Kinney In Her “Hot Swell” Pictures!
by Zishy
Beba Lopez, Venezuelan Gnocchi!
by Zishy
Beba Lopez is back by the way of Bobby in Venezuela, our tragic contributor. Sometimes I want to strangle Bobby. He will often show me his projects that he is working on. The color correction is completely unnatural, the ideas are cliché, there is little-to-no personality. But every now and then, Bobby comes through with a find like Beba. In those instances, he is only mildly irritating. Girls like Beba will always reel me back in and convince me to give photographers like Bobby another chance. We all have our weaknesses. By the way, I made a late addition of a bonus video to the previous update. Might add one here if I can piece together something decent from the footage that Bobby delivered. Check back tomorrow.
Carrie Barber Goes Ooops!
by Zishy
Some people, like Carrie Barber, enjoy cracking open a bottle of wine and playing video games at home, even on a relatively pleasant afternoon. I used to work in the gaming industry so I know that most of this entertainment is created by devil-worshipping sadists. Which is perfectly fine, just not my bag. I prefer torturing myself and others via photography of women who most men rarely have the balls to approach in real life. As for the devil, that dude doesn’t answer prayers either. Happy Monday.
Disha And Alevtina Us And Them Pic’s!
by Zishy
Here is the second part of my time in Moscow with Disha and Alevtina. There will be a third, unless there is nuclear war. In that case, all bets would be off. No more Zishy. No more Dwayne Johnson movies. No more fried onion blossoms. The lizard people in charge of the war machine better calm the f down, because we stand to lose our very entertaining lifestyles. If I am one of the few ‘lucky’ survivors, I will be thoroughly incensed that the apocalypse put an abrupt ending to my adventures in smut.