I am awfully hungry but Zach Venice said that I couldn’t leave my desk until I finished writing this update’s caption. Such a prick. Zeta BB is sensational here. Very few women understand how to tease in baggy street clothes and without a lick of makeup. I am so glad that Whole Foods does not sell razors. That’s right. Every woman you see shopping there sports a thick ole bush under them mom jeans. Pssh, I wish. Give me as much Zeta as possible. More to come. Liver King, out!
Category: Brunette
Reina Rae Has Such Tight Ass Cheeks!
by Zishy
Another part two, this time of the all-natural, all-desirable Reina Rae. As you see, I had many extra photos of her from the day that just needed to be shared. There is also some ‘xtra’ content. Reina is another athletic specimen. She wrestled in high school and participates in BJJ. I was in speech and debate because I dreamed of becoming a politician. Hey, close enough.
Solana Bardell On First Snow Pic’s!
by Zishy
Introducing Solana Bardell, shot by our contributor, Vika. She is brave and appears to handle cold temperatures well. I love the cold because it is cruel and indifferent and forces me to prioritize survival. I am less bothered by someone’s inappropriate speech or political leanings in the cold. The cold brings people together through its shared discomfort. In order to help out, I am offering a 15% discount off all Zishy winter merch. This year, get Billy Bowlegs from down the street one of our beautiful scarves or pair of Merino wool mittens. They won’t break your bank and you will support the most entertaining smut available anywhere!
Dubsie Long Format Pic’s!
by Zishy
I remember shooting Dubsie at the height of the pandemic. She subscribes to a very progressive mentality that I similarly held back in my twenties. I suppose I can attribute it to youthful angst. You know, fuck the system and fuck the ‘old way’. Righteous activism and all that jazz. These days, I’d rather just listen to jazz. When I meet a young person that doesn’t hold a lot of anger and doesn’t care to fight for any cause, I think to myself, “Shit, how did you get so smart?”
Valery Ponce Colombia Go Go Pic’s!
by Zishy
Happy Thanksgiving, fellow gravy guzzlers. This year, Zishy is featuring a feast from Colombia. Here is Valery Ponce photographed by our contributor, Viky. Her bloodlines trace all the way back to the wonderful people that the Europeans encountered upon arriving to the Americas. Sure, they enslaved and massacred many of Valery’s ancestors, but they also brought a beautiful language and religion in exchange for the reasonable price of obedience and gold. This year, I’m thankful that I mostly have mass shootings to worry about in these enlightened, more-civil times. Make sure you wear a goofy grin between mouthfuls of that boring ass turkey dinner. Tradition rips.
Greta Yarbrough The Casual Smoker!
by Zishy
Greta Yarbrough is my new favorite neighbor. She moved in a few weeks ago. She likes to come over, hang out, toss around the Aerobie, take off her clothes and be photographed. Chill shit. If you don’t have a neighbor like her, you’re truly missing out. More indoor photos of Greta coming in part two. Talk soon.
Katherine Prerija Uses Windows!
by Zishy
I am back in action with Katherine Prerija. She uses Microsoft Windows and I dig that. Apple still confounds me with its decision to forgo touch screens on their laptops. Retarded isn’t the word because that would make me insensitive. It is fucking stupid. If you happen to be an Apple guy, I am sure there is something else you can appreciate of Katherine’s. She has many nice gifts.