You are not supposed to be able to get Coca Cola products in Russia. Well, good luck with that. I’m probably not even supposed to bring you these photos of forbidden Russian women. And that Telegram guy, the one who was arrested in France, you know what his real crime was? His app gives people the ability to communicate with each other without letting the government listen in on the conversation. Seriously, when is enough going to be enough? “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.” — Pablo Picasso
Category: Brunette
Zoe and Emma Café Orno Pic’s!
by Zishy
Two beautiful women getting naked and being playful. Life doesn’t have to be so complicated. The other day I was discussing a particular social issue with someone and she asked me where I formed the basis of my opinion. I realized that mostly my view on this issue came from online interactions. She pointed out that real life isn’t on the internet. And of course, I know this already, but sometimes I need to be reminded. Everything online can be faked. We are looking at pixels. We are existing through avatars. For instance, Zoe and Emma absolutely hated each other. Emma stormed out of the shoot. Nah, that’s bullshit too. In reality, I have no idea. They seem like they both had a good time.
Roselina Andee, Shero Girls!
by Zishy
Roselina Andee is back and shows us some of the things she is into. Video games, toys, annoying pets, meh. But weapons, I can get behind that. I also like that she is willing to hang off the edge of a building for a cool photo. This isn’t the last we see of Roselina.
Valery Ponce Damas R Drama!
by Zishy
As friendly and agreeable as Valery Ponce appears to be in photos, I know that deep down she likely is full of drama. My uncle who has three daughters and who has been married three times, once told me that all women are crazy. No ifs, ands, or buts. He is certainly biased, yet my experience with the opposite sex has been similar. Before you get offended, please understand that I don’t think that men are trouble-free. The truth is, I am indifferent towards men. If they are drama, I can ignore them. Women on the other hand, I simply cannot ignore. It isn’t in my power. I will add a bonus video and xtra of Valery soon.
Zeta BB Long Creek Trail!
by Zishy
It was the kind of day that made you wish for a cold mimosa instead of boots, but here I was, trudging up a dusty trail with this nature freak. My buddy, a wide-eyed optimist named Zach, had dragged me out here, saying it’d be “good for my soul.” I figured I’d have a better chance of saving my soul with a binge-watch and a nap, but what the hell, why not? The sun was an unforgiving bastard, beating down on us like we owed it money. Zach, of course, was practically skipping up the trail, pointing out birds and plants that seemed half dead due to the heat. “Look, BB! A Pickerel Frog!” he exclaimed, like I gave a damn. At least I didn’t have to live in this giant oven called Texas.
Alissa Foxy Old World Buttons!
by Zishy
Alissa Foxy is proof that not everything in Europe is trash. She reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who would go on these potato diets. One potato, everyday. Wow, how stupid. I’m not saying that Alissa is stupid though. In honesty, I know nothing of her intelligence. I know her taste in boyfriends is questionable, but that just means more of us goonies might have a chance. If Alissa is half as smart as she is beautiful, she very well may have a future in academia. Take that has you wish. -Waterboy for the Techno Viking
Liz Jordan Got Candy!
by Zishy
Here’s an extensive throwback to when Liz Jordan and I went to the Alamo during COVID. In a way, it was a major bust since the monument was closed down for renovation. But in all other ways, it was good times. Liz’s dress kept flashing her top wherever we went. We almost cared, then we remembered that Texas loves titties.