It took patience, but I was finally able to meet and photograph Riley Nixon. She is kind, intelligent, and seemingly holds back nothing from the camera. She traveled to Austin earlier this year before the weather turned dangerously unbearable. Riley and I still broke sweats walking through downtown. An outing this extensive could prove deadly in the midst of July. We visited the Comedy Mothership, Joe Rogan’s club, where they were handing out vials of horse dewormer. I am so glad that Joe has been de-platformed and that we are now safe due to the saintly work of Fauci and big pharma. Hail Pfizer! Two last things, the misspelling is intentional and a bonus video was added to the previous update with Jeni.
Category: Brunette
Olena Kozich Stretch Tease!
by Zishy
I am sick of waiting for my day to come. I am surrounded by skeletons covered in fat, sporting unoriginal personalities, and living on borrowed time. The one thing that gives me joy is meeting other genetic garbage that shares my disgust with these predicaments. I know it sounds absurd, but I am dying for one of them, or all of them, to rip apart my yoga pants, force open my hips, and enter-enter-enter me. Turn me into an airport urinal cake. Make me feel something. Anything. -Karine Jean-Pierre
Courtney Laudner Is Photo Friendly!
by Zishy
Ivanna Ershova I Spy Balloons.
by Zishy
Sometimes I visit Costco for the sole purpose of cooling off in their dairy section. I pass my time reading product labels and watching my exhaled breath condense. After about 15 minutes, my mood is lifted into a manic state. I make my way out the store through the crowds of sad, unhealthy people and into the blinding Texas sun. Paradise. There’s something about extremes that fascinates me. I hope you can appreciate Ivanna Ershova’s finale on Zishy. Be back soon.
Meadow Brink Airport Bagels!
by Zishy
Banana Li Soft Serve China Pic’s!
by Zishy
A fan recently wrote me saying that he could help bring Chinese talent to Zishy. I was skeptical, because similar claims have gotten my hopes up in the past and then developed into squat diddly. This time though, I was not entirely disappointed. Ben was able to track down an attractive model and a competent photographer. Truth be told, this set is very light on nudity. Banana Li’s wholesome demeanor is not just an act. I still appreciate the aesthetics of the photography and welcome more contributions from any locale. Perhaps we will live long enough to see a Zishy update from Mars. Dreaming is free. Happy Friday.
Maggie O’Shannon Texas Tease!
by Zishy
What are beautiful places without beautiful women? Places that I am merely passing through to get to the beautiful women. I love how much positive energy flows freely from Maggie O’Shannon. She appears entirely comfortable teasing the camera with her freckled body. Us men need to truly appreciate the rare female who is willing to bare her art. It takes moxie. Trust me when I say that whatever I pay them doesn’t compare to amount of BS that the rest of society throws their way.