So what happened is that I recently joined a cult. The leader, Cornelius, tells me that my photography is exceptional and that I should not be giving it all away for as little as I was. He had me increase prices for Zishy in order to up my contribution to the communal fund. Some of you hate me for it, but Master has spoken. What I am mostly bummed about is how my wife and teenage daughters are required to attend Master’s night-long private lectures on Wednesdays and Saturdays. But as it is written, if sacrifice was easy, it would not be called sacrifice.
Category: Blond
Katya Nesterova Knows How To Tease!
by Zishy
Today, I bring you a video digest of my time with Katya Nesterova. It reminds me how playful and adventurous she is. Katya had every reason to treat me like the clumsy, oblivious foreigner that I am whilst in Russia, yet she never gave me a hint of attitude. For this, I pray that Xenu will bless her soul. The other day on the ‘gram, I saw that Katya recently became a mother. Life moves pretty fast …
Athena Fleurs Has Shopping Vibes!
by Zishy
Athena Heart is a free spirit from Central California. She tells me first that sex does not have any real appeal for her, that it is a waste of time. It bores her. But then, I take Athena shopping for new throw pillows and she seemingly has the time of her life flashing and doing all sorts of naughtiness in the store’s parking lot. Women are complicated or maybe retail is the perfect aphrodisiac. Go figure. Yes, there is some xtra content too.
Kerin Metzger Kink Confidential Pictures!
by Zishy
Kerin Metzger is a woman you would never expect has a kink side the size of Texas. You might meet her working the register at Office Depot and think to yourself, “What a cute nerd, I bet she has no idea how sexy she could be”. Upon checkout, you might spring up a meaningless conversation about the latest serial killer doc on Netflix. She might give you her number if you exude enough false confidence. You might come to her apartment and be introduced to her pet chinchilla. She might offer you some Kool-Aid and maybe a hit from her glass water pipe. Then, if you are real fortunate, she might reveal her drawer of secret toys and implements. Or, you could just stay home and order those paperclips from Amazon. You decide. This update brought to you by Office Depot.
Ivanna Ershova Museum Of Torture!
by Zishy
Back in the old days, humans used to torture the hell out of each other. They utilized physical pain to break the spirits of their enemies, instill fear, gain obedience, etc. Important shit. In most of the modern world, we now think calling someone a hurtful name on the internet is violence. In fact, the mere mentioning of certain words can have you excommunicated. People now live each day in fear of either being offended or offending someone who is hyper-sensitive. I say bring back the spikes. Ivanna Ershova has a few torture devices of her own.
Kat Keen Smells Like Mushrooms!
by Zishy
Here is part one of Kat Keen’s final appearance on the site. She seems to have moved on from modeling to focus her attention on podcasting and filmmaking. She is a fascinating woman to whom we owe a large debt of gratitude. Kat is one of those people I can point a camera at, sit back and let the magic happen. I don’t find myself constantly screaming “stop posing!” or “act alive!”, like when I hold one of my annual portrait sessions at a retirement home. Voluntary basis, of course.
Sofi Levchenko Emotional Control.
by Zishy
These are photos of Sofi Levchenko taken by her friend in Ukraine. Surprisingly, they did not have thousands of dollars to invest in camera equipment in their war-torn country. Nor was Sofi’s friend very experienced as a photographer. But we still get Sofi, who is always stunning. And the work helps these women out, which is oddly rewarding to my cold, misogynistic heart. Yes, that is sarcasm. And you do not hate women either, despite how much polite society would judge you for looking at Zishy or smut in general. You enjoy seeing images of beautiful, healthy, naked women. Embrace it. Appreciate women by showing them respect in real life. Smut isn’t real life. It is inspiration. It is a vision of what can be if you get your shit together. Or if you happen to find yourself in a committed relationship, smut is a healthy alternative to that gas station Viagra.