Tonight on Disney After Dark, our photographer takes Princess Sofi out for an adventurous spot of tea. The weather is cold but Sofi Levchenko is daring and eager to enchant. After meaningless chat, she leads us back to her apartment where Sofi removes her coat, boots, and everything underneath. She has an elegant figure only matched by her alluring face. Some fairy tales are real.
Category: Blond
Bianca Bell Bees in Space!
by Zishy
For the past few years, I have been turned off to Led Zeppelin. It was disappointing to hear that they lifted several elements of their best music from other artists. But the other night, as I was parked in a lot, hitting some THC, I decided to put on one of my favorite Zeppelin tracks. “Dazed and Confused” is as brilliant as rock gets. To think that these British savages busted it out on their debut album is insane. Yeah, they might have stolen the song’s framework from Jake Holmes, but no offense Jake, they executed it 100x better. Fuck the rules when it comes to art. Does it bang? That is all that matters. Bianca Bell bangs.
Lila Love RIP Target!
by Zishy
If you want to witness the decline of the American Empire first-hand, go visit a shopping mall or a retail box store today. These places are not long for this world. The veneer of consumerist bliss is now showing major cracks. As a celebration/commemoration, Lila Love tried baring her crack for us at a local Target. This girl is adorable and her fake name suits her perfectly. She constantly looks like she’s falling in love.
Lina Telemann Ways Of Water!
by Zishy
Our tall, blonde ambassador in Los Angeles makes her return. Lina Telemann sees merit to both sides’ claims in the conflict. Each party has blood on their hands. The past is ugly from any angle you look at it. What we need to focus on is the future. Is their a version of peace that includes the existence and safety for both Jimmy John AND Jersey Mike? Let’s start there and move forward carefully. Stay hopeful. Bonus video tomorrow.
Athena Fleurs Life In Heat.
by Zishy
I took these with Athena Fleurs in over 100F heat. This has become the norm for Austin in the summer. We haven’t had rain in what seems like forever. They call it a heat dome. I call it a test. Let’s see who bitches first. Despite popular thought, complaining does not make weather like this feel more pleasant. That’s why I appreciate Athena so much. She doesn’t moan about what she can’t control. She takes matters into her own hands and strips out of her clothes and lets me take pictures. Brilliant!
Francheska Parre Gets The Belt.
by Zishy
Max our contributor from Kyiv (not Kiev) returns. He’s been fighting on the frontlines so his contributions trickle in slowly (excuses). Max discovered Francheska Parre serving as a military medic. In fact, she nursed him back to semi-functional health after suffering a traumatic injury. It was due to one of those drone attacks that you hear about all the time in the news. These ‘innovative’ food delivery methods should really be banned. Luckily it was only his left eye. Heal up, Max.
Regan Budimir Ukrainian Step Sister!
by Zishy
Guys, I need help. I am summoned to appear for jury duty tomorrow. As much as I want to bear witness to the tragic comedy of our criminal justice system, I have better things to do. For instance, I could possibly add a bonus video to this eleventh update of Regan Budimir. It goes without saying, I enjoy her. A lot. If anyone can offer tips on how to evade my civic duties, please post in the comments. I have already told them that I believe people should be considered innocent until proven guilty and that we all need the ability to speak truth to power, so I imagine that will disqualify me immediately. Wish me luck.