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Category: Blond
Katie Darling Nuthin’ But Bacon.
by Zishy
Even though you ate psilocybin today, you are of perfectly sound mind. Zishy is just this damn good. Yes, you can afford it. What else can you buy for ten bucks these days? A bar of artisan soap? A small bag of keto-friendly granola? Fuck that noise. Women like Katie Darling are what you need. Yeah, we can’t have them in real life, but we should at least be able to admire pretty pics of them. Ok, whatever. If you’re not going to pay, at least follow me on Twitter or IG @realzishy. Thanks. Nite.
Blake Crawford In High Heels And Tan Lines!
by Zishy
Kenze Thomas Flashing Us At The Mall!
by Zishy
Maddie Crump Whole Foods Heroes.
by Zishy
This is Maddie Crump. She is a tall blonde beauty from Southern California. Five feet ten inches, or 178cm, of radioactive dynamite. I don’t know what that means, but it kinda sounds cool. We walked into one of the busiest Whole Foods in the country to grab a bite and some adventure. Maddie’s Metallica crop top was barely street legal, but then she exhibited her micro-bikini and I realized that this nineteen year-old is a bona fide showboat. More Maddie to come.
Diana And Victoria Plov Pals 2!
by Zishy
I know what you are thinking. Zach Venice is a lucky bastard. Well, I concur. That wild man has lived in my head for years and must have the universe smiling upon him. He made us drop out of college, move to LA, pursue a desk job in the porn industry, and now he peddles his own basic fantasies on the interwebs. Genius? No, thats giving him too much credit. He’s just a clever pervert whose world is crumbling around him like everyone else’s. It’s beautiful.
Diana And Victoria Plov Pals!
by Zishy
One of my favorite dishes to eat in Russia is plov. Plov, pronounced plOf), is a rice pilaf with meat, carrots, onions and spices. It’s absolutely delicious – tender chunks of meat, I prefer pork, fluffy rice with lots of aromatic flavors given by onions, carrots and garlic. It also has several great spices to kick it up a notch. Plov is popular because of the accessibility of its ingredients. You can always find rice. There is rarely a massive shortage of rice. You don’t need a lot of meat, just a fistful to flavor. And you can always find carrots. To be continued …